smotpoker81's profile

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Porn Lover

4885 days on xHamster

6.7K profile views

542 subscribers

55 comments left

Personal information

I am:

Male, heterosexual

From:

Sheboygan, Wisconsin, United States

Seeking:

Female, heterosexual

Interests
and fetishes:

Languages:

English

Education:

BA/BS (4 years college)

Occupation:

owner of my life

Relationship:

Single

Kids:

No, and do not want any

Religion:

Atheist

Smoking:

Regularly

Drinking:

Most days

What I look like

Ethnicity:

White

Body type:

Average

Hair length:

Long

Hair color:

Brown

Eye color:

Hazel

About me

fuck it all with fucking no regrets

Comments

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Zilanie 5 years ago

dude, go to a doc. you wanna die?

smokenstroke666 5 years ago

i hope u add me on brud'r.....u r one bad ass'd, well spoken, or, well written, n really dig u'r recent vids and u'r posts...and i luv the fuck'n way u tell off ignorant, rude, no good, trash......smoke it up lil brud'r...peace

smotpoker81 Host 5 years ago

to nixonpam33 : not all of us are born with big black cocks. but we make up for it by being intelligent, and having refined cerebral cortexes. i am sorry that you will not experience the wisdom of an intelligent man. but, to each her own.

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smotpoker81 Host 5 years ago

to nixonpam33 : oh. thanks

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nixonpam33 5 years ago

to smotpoker81 : There is nothing on your profile that interests me sorry

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smotpoker81 Host 5 years ago

to nixonpam33 : Oh. May i ask why

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nixonpam33 5 years ago

Sorry no interest

CheriAmor 6 years ago

hey handsome i admire your vision. i think you are going places...i wouldn't touch the door knobs at those places but that's beside the point

ellie59 7 years ago

sexy

bateman666 7 years ago

to sofia36 : Fake profile.

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sofia36 7 years ago

Hi)

thirdoftheway 7 years ago

bakeyesmokems 7 years ago

Ahhh sit bits! How's it goin man?! I smell a right minded mutha fucka in here. No seriously I get all your references. You're possibly the coolest fucker on xham. But verified and 2000days? Where is all the girlfriends and bondage vids you filmed or as we call them bongage. Get it. Cool post em. Let's be friends

smotpoker81 Host 8 years ago

yea, the shit that happens
is rough.
all you can hope for is a pot to piss in,
a room to sleep in,
a loaf to eat from,
a pack to smoke from,
and a bottle to drink from.

thirdoftheway 8 years ago

to smotpoker81 : Feel free to use our pool, but use it at your own risk.

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smotpoker81 Host 8 years ago

to thirdoftheway : little brown-nosed gnomes with a slingshot

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thirdoftheway 8 years ago

Are you desirable? Are you irresistible? Maybe if you drank bourbon with me, it would help. Maybe if you kissed me and I could taste the sting in your mouth it would help. If you drank bourbon with me naked. If you smelled of bourbon as you fucked me, it would help. It would increase my esteem for you. If you poured bourbon onto your naked body and said to me "drink this". If you spread your legs and you had bourbon dripping from your breasts and your pussy and said "drink here" then I could fall in love with you. Because then I would have a purpose. To clean you up and that, that would prove that I'm worth something. I'd lick you clean so that you could go away and fuck someone else.