About

I recently moved and the wifi is a bit slow where I live now. I am so flattered to have the attention from all of you sweet and beautiful people but I feel so terrible about myself for not having the time or decent internet connection to respond as promptly as I used to. Please don't be mad at me and just know you are all so very close to my heart.
I have some new content coming but you can see other sides of my personality on youtube if you are interested. my channel is Metaphorphosisfantalities.
If you really need to get in touch with me you can email me or leave a comment to get a quicker response but let's be realistic if there's an emergency you are not in good hands coming to me unless what I have to offer could be of use in an emergency but I don't think so
Warning Sydney Australia. We do not know what a walkabout is ok? I don't know what you talkabout. We are not just going to New Hamshire..Tom Harkin, we are going to Delaware and Vermont, the we gonna go to Cancun for spring break then Washington D.C. to take back the white house BYAAAAAAHH then we gonna go in the oval office and karate chop the desk in half BYAAAAAHH BYAAAHHHHH then we gonnna watch the L word on showtime BYAHHHHHH!!!

Legal Disclaimer: I do not like being held in institutions of disciplinary constitutions. Void after 90 days. Xhamster is exposing my privates. Help I'm being repressed. COPS is filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement.