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The year is over and for the first time since I lost my virginity back in 1984 I did not get laid one time the entire year. So let's look at the milestones that happened. January, I turned 50, supposed to be a big deal I guess When my wife turned 50 her family and friends threw a big surprise party for her. I turned 50 and I think I got a card, hell even my mother forgot it and called me two days later apologizing for neglecting to remember. June, Fathers day the wife and k**s went out of town and I was left home to watch the dog. August, they found the card they got me for Fathers d… Read more

Well, it's becoming painfully obvious that this will be the first time in the 32 years since I lost my virginity that I won't get laid once all year. That is a really sad fact for me to admit too, not to mention embarrassing. However I need to put it out there or I'll explode... The truth is for all I know my sex life has ended for good, as I found out this year women treat my situation as though you are damaged goods. I had two women tell me basically the same thing when I tried to get some relief from outside the home. In both cases the women I was talking with had gone on ad nauseam abo… Read more

Well last night really pretty much sums up my pathetic sex life. Both k**s were out of the house for the weekend so I thought maybe I can get a piece. First I wanted to go out to dinner, no she wasn't hungry. So maybe a drink, no just going to watch my soaps and catch up. I finally went to bed, no idea when she decided to and here I am 41 days out from going a whole year without getting any pussy. Thanksgiving, her birthday, our anniversary, Christmas and New years be damned I don't see it happening. Hell I don't see it ever happening again.… Read more

So I went out on the town last night. The ice cube wife is out of state so I thought yeah fuck it I need some pussy, the only thing I got was a bar tab. So yet another week down in 2016 and all I've fucked is my right hand.… Read more

So, I'm 50 years old. By this time in life I figured that there wouldn't be a whole lot left I would have left on the sexual list of things to try before I kick it. Sadly this turns out not to be the case. Now I admit that I'm not a ladies man I'm one of those guys you pass everyday on the street that never make any impression on you, just that average guy. Women whom I love in every shape color and size are never going to be lined up wanting me to take them to bed. I know that, I accepted that long ago but who in a past life did I piss off to have such a sexless life? For fucks sake I sti… Read more

So I've now made 50 trips around the sun.... In the last two months or so I've been really trying my best to do anything that would convince the wife to give me some pussy. Nothing is working. End of November her birthday, no, the k**s are awake. Beginning of December the 20th wedding anniversary. I made plans for a B&B and restaurant reservations, told to cancel them because things are just to busy. Christmas - nope. New years - nope.Today I turned 50, not a chance, hell I didn't even get a fucking card. Yet I get all kind of people telling me I'm some sort of disgusting pig because I woul… Read more

One month into the new year and some things never change. Still waiting to get some pussy...… Read more

Well, just finished another trip around the sun, my 49th to be exact. One would think that his wife would at least put out on her husbands birthday, but no........ At this point even if I could find a woman to fuck I'd cum as soon as she started undressing.… Read more

Midway through the first week of the new year and I see my sex life is still as sorry as it was last year. Nothing like making it to be almost 50 and find out that when you get here you will have a worse sex life than a 17 year old nerd. I don't ask for much, hell I'd settle for a blow job but I can't even remember what those are like. My sexual bucket list reads like a comedy. Most people get their fantasies done at one point. Me it looks like I'm to just keep dreaming about them. All I want to know is who I pissed off in some past life that I get to go through this one frustrated.… Read more

Who gives a fuck..... Time to reset my no sex counter over to the beginning or it really would make me feel like a loser seeing it climb past 365 days. I'd have been better off becoming a hermit and living in the fucking woods by myself, at least then I would know why I wasn't getting laid.… Read more

Okay, 2013 is done and the frigid wife didn't bother to put out once this year...... I hate my life! I am sentenced to having to do nothing but jack off for the rest of my life. If anyone asks me if they should get married I always say don't do it.… Read more