No Sex

Midway through the first week of the new year and I see my sex life is still as sorry as it was last year. Nothing like making it to be almost 50 and find out that when you get here you will have a worse sex life than a 17 year old nerd.

I don't ask for much, hell I'd settle for a blow job but I can't even remember what those are like. My sexual bucket list reads like a comedy. Most people get their fantasies done at one point. Me it looks like I'm to just keep dreaming about them. All I want to know is who I pissed off in some past life that I get to go through this one frustrated.