Never to be completed sexual bucket list

So, I'm 50 years old. By this time in life I figured that there wouldn't be a whole lot left I would have left on the sexual list of things to try before I kick it. Sadly this turns out not to be the case.

Now I admit that I'm not a ladies man I'm one of those guys you pass everyday on the street that never make any impression on you, just that average guy. Women whom I love in every shape color and size are never going to be lined up wanting me to take them to bed. I know that, I accepted that long ago but who in a past life did I piss off to have such a sexless life? For fucks sake I still haven't been laid this year.

Anyway here is the list that will never be completed, actually I should just say I won't get to experience:

1.) Doggy style sex - yeah I know like what the fuck right. I can count on one hand the number of women I've fucked in my life. Not one of them has ever let me do them doggy style.

2.) A threesome enough said, and yeah I always wanted to do both kinds... FFM & MFM just no male to male stuff for me.

3.) Getting to see a woman squirt.

4.) Nursing off a lactating woman.

5.) Anal sex (female only)

6.) Going to a key club party

7.) Cumming on a woman's face, just once would do.

8.) Being part of a group who who gang bangs a woman.

9.) Sex in a room with a lot of other people.

10.) Watching a woman eat another woman out.

11.) Cumming in a woman's mouth