Guess it's official

Well last night really pretty much sums up my pathetic sex life. Both k**s were out of the house for the weekend so I thought maybe I can get a piece. First I wanted to go out to dinner, no she wasn't hungry. So maybe a drink, no just going to watch my soaps and catch up.

I finally went to bed, no idea when she decided to and here I am 41 days out from going a whole year without getting any pussy. Thanksgiving, her birthday, our anniversary, Christmas and New years be damned I don't see it happening. Hell I don't see it ever happening again.