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When is xHamster going to give up on this ridiculous verification BS? It's ruining a once great site. Can't view content, can't upload new personal videos and photos, it sucks! I actually tried to get Verified which was a total exercise in frustration. I followed the instructions and had trouble scanning my ID. After asking for help, I got one email that I couldn't understand and referred to the wrong userid. Either make the process simple and error-free or bag it.… Read more

Get yourself a hand held shower head. Don't urinate right away when you get up in the morning. Drink some coffee and fill up your bladder. When you take a shower, squat as much as possible and spray warm water on your balls from behind and below. This will relax your prostate and you won’t be able to hold it. Keep spraying and don’t stop until you’re completely drained. Try different strong and weak spray settings for the one that feels best. Believe me, peeing never felt this good. Give it a try and let me know.… Read more

Any of you guys take Flomax (Tansulosin) and wonder why you dribble one or two drops of cum? There you have it. I took it for years and tried all kinds of things to increase semen volume including supplements, ball massage, tons of water before sex, and holding off for a week between orgasms. Nothing worked until I stopped taking Flomax. Cumshots increased by at least a factor of 5, probably more, with an occasional gush! If you don't believe me, look at my most recent vids.… Read more

I jacked a load once on the ladies room door handle at TJ Max.… Read more

I’ve been in a relationship for 3 years with a “Mama San” who owns an Asian massage parlor. Because of this, and having had well over a thousand massages, I’ve come to understand a little about the industry and the women who are involved. Here’s what I know for sure: All Asian masseuses hate their jobs. They are in it strictly for the money and feel unqualified to do any other decent-paying work. If you think they enjoy touching you, you’re wrong. They hate it. If you think they enjoy jacking you off, you’re doubly wrong. They may put on an act but it’s solely for the tip. If they go any f… Read more

6/26/22 I opened up my My Favorite photos gallery and every one of them (9 pages) is "waiting for Moderation"! This is because it is all but impossible to verify your identity. I tried twice and had to give up. 5/12/22 All f a sudden my gallery is back. XHamster finally figured out that verification isn't right for a free porn site. I actually tried to do it and gave up. The process was terrible. 6/4/21. XHamster ads before the videos. I haven't seen one decent looking woman. They're all skanks with tattoos and body piercing. 3/2/21. Pain in the ass when you've friended someone a long tim… Read more

There’s an older woman who owes me some money (about a grand). Since I’ll never see the dough again, I’m thinking of telling her we’ll call it even for a few nights of piss games. What do you think? After 3 years, I finally collected partial payment. I talked her into giving me a massage. Before she got to my place, I drank 2 diet cokes (nothing makes me piss more than this, even beer) and put a vinyl shower liner on the floor under some sheets. I'm getting a nice leg rub and I just let a big stream of pee shoot out. Any of you that've been in this situation know how difficult this is. For so… Read more

This was in Atlanta many years ago. I was on a business trip, away from the wife, horny as hell. I went to one of the sleazy adult book stores near Peachtree Plaza and made my way to the video booths to jack off. I noticed there were holes cut into the partitions about crotch high, on both sides. I'd never seen this before and wondered what they were. So I’m watching porn and playing with my dick the nervous way it always worked in these places. Suddenly, a finger comes through one of the holes. I guess it was to get my attention so I peaked into the hole. There was another business man like… Read more

Are you gay if you like men who look like women?… Read more

CL Personals were a great thing while they lasted. Free, anonymous (??) ads for whatever you were looking for. No signing up, no profiles to complete, no fees. I want to tell the story of my last CL hookup while it’s still fairly fresh in my memory. I go to Florida for the winter. For older guys, M4M opportunities abound there compared to up north. It’s simple demographics: lots of bored retirees with time on their hands. Rather than sifting through all the bullshit, I would post an ad when arriving in October and let it sit there until May. I'd just renew it every month when it expired - eas… Read more

True tale. I had a few little lumps on my balls. To play it safe, my doctor ordered a scrotum ultrasound. The technician, a nice middle aged married woman, lubed up the device and literally rubbed it over my balls for a good 10 minutes. She had to hold and lift my nuts to get at all the angles. Naturally, she was wearing gloves but I got a nice boner. She did comment and we joked about it. It was a hugely pleasant experience that I recommend. My test results were good and Medicare paid for it. Update: Nice surprise. yesterday, my doctor's office scheduled the same test as a 6-month follow-up.… Read more

As is my custom on Sunday mornings, I got up early and watched videos on xHamster for about 3 hours. Generally, I finish the job off myself then go for lunch somewhere. I was really horny, however, and decided to do something different. The local gay cruising spot is about 15 minutes away. I showered, threw on some clothes and took off. When I got there, it was pouring rain. There were a few cars but no obvious lookers. I went down one of the paths, dropped my pants and started playing with myself. After 5 minutes, there were still no other guys and I was getting wet so I went back to my car… Read more

A lot of guys describe their first experience with another man as "Bi". To me, if there's a woman present, it's "Bi-sexual". If not, it's "Gay". Let's keep it straight!… Read more

My regular in-call masseuse was sick yesterday (probably a lie) so I ventured to one of the Asian places nearby. I drew Michelle who was not particularly attractive. I asked for 60 minutes, soft touch. After a half hour of teasing, I flipped over. She started negotiating immediately as she was lubing up my dick. I'm not very good at this and offered an over-generous $120 for an uncovered blow job. Naturally, she took it. Not being a fan of side ways head, I sat up on the side of the bed so she could get on her knees. She jerked me with one hand and rubbed my balls with the other while lickin… Read more

It was one of those days that I was so horny, I felt like a dog in heat. After a restless night, I woke up with a big hard on and that little itch men get in their balls when they are over-full. Even my face felt flush. I needed to cum badly but didn’t want to jerk off. There’s a highway rest stop within driving distance that is known for gay cruising. I’d never done it before but got into my car and drove there. It was about 11:00 on a warm summer Saturday morning. When I arrived, 3 or 4 trucks and a half dozen cars were in the parking area. I went to the far corner and slipped down a path… Read more

When my first wife (Rose) and I were young and naïve, I took a job at a corporate town in another state. We didn’t know any people there and were kind of desperate for friends. An older guy transferred into my department and I invited him and his wife to dinner on a Saturday night. He was kind of a hick from Indiana but friendly so we stocked up on beer and wine. When they showed up at 7:00 o’clock, I was taken by how sexy his wife was. Her name was Mary and she reminded me of Dean Wormer’s wife in "A****l House". She had reddish hair, was very petite and wore a halter and short shorts. Li… Read more

These are some true embarrassing moments I’ve had over the years. I’ll add more if they come to mind. If you’ve experienced any good ones, please tell it in a comment. 1. It was 1960. I was in my first year at high school and joined the swimming team which practiced at the local YMCA. Bathing suits were not allowed. I was in the final leg of a 100-yard freestyle when I started to get this strange sensation between my legs. The more I kicked my legs, the more intense it got. When I reached the end of the lane and climbed out, my pubescent cock was hard and squirting this white liquid. My coach… Read more

Does anyone else remember “Rap Booths”? Back in the 80s, I’d saunter down to Boston’s “Combat Zone” during my lunch hour and visit the adult book stores. When sufficiently horny from browsing the magazines and watching videos, I’d go to the Rap Booth area. These were little cubicles with 2 sections separated by a curtained glass window with a hole in it. Usually, there’d be dried or fresh cum running down the glass. On one side there was a slutty female and my side would have a dirty seat. I'd close the flimsy unlocked door and deposit $5 for 5 minutes. The curtain would raise and, as soon as… Read more

I walked out of my building one day and there was a blonde woman parked in a BMW. As I was unlocking my car, she approached me and said, “You don’t recognize me, do you?” “No, I don’t.” “I sold you your condo.” “Rick, is that you?” Yes, it was. Rick, the man who had sold me my home was now Rachelle, a woman. And, she looked pretty good. She was dressed sharply, her hair was obviously a wig cut in a “Pageboy” style, her skin was clear and made up nicely with no trace of whiskers and her figure looked fine with shapely legs in black stockings. If she wasn't standing right there, I wouldn't have… Read more

Why do guys post videos of themselves jerking off under the “Handjob” category”. To me, a “handjob” is performed by somebody else. If you’re doing it on your own, put it under “Masturbation” and “Men”. Another misused tag is "Milking". Milking is done only with the cock pointing in a downward direction, like a cow. If you're lying on your back or standing upright, it cannot be. Here are a few great examples: https://xhamster.com/movies/1648095/milf_loves_milking_cock_and_eating_cum.html https://xhamster.com/movies/6280539/hubby_milked_like_a_cow_by_his_wife.html https://xhamster.com/movies/… Read more