Scrotum ultrasound

True tale. I had a few little lumps on my balls. To play it safe, my doctor ordered a scrotum ultrasound. The technician, a nice middle aged married woman, lubed up the device and literally rubbed it over my balls for a good 10 minutes. She had to hold and lift my nuts to get at all the angles. Naturally, she was wearing gloves but I got a nice boner. She did comment and we joked about it. It was a hugely pleasant experience that I recommend. My test results were good and Medicare paid for it.

Update: Nice surprise. yesterday, my doctor's office scheduled the same test as a 6-month follow-up. Must admit, they're on the BALLs.

Update 2: Not as much fun 2nd time around. Ugly, bitchy technician kept the nuts covered at all times. I got an interesting report, however, with the exact dimension of each ball. It said they were both "unremarkable" which, I guess is a good thing:}