About

I'm a straight male who enjoys watching porn in all its manifestations - from cave walls to the internet to shapes in drifting clouds. As can be seen from my uploads and favorites, my tastes are rather narrow. I'm turned on most by Japanese bukkake and teen JOI/handjobs/blowjobs. Not really into MILFs but there are certainly exceptions. I like some Western bukkake but I think that far too much of it is brutal and abusive.

Beyond the realm of the sexual, I'm a reader, writer, cartoonist, musician (acoustic bass) and video gamer.

Oh, yeah... I am a recovering alcoholic/addict and an active member in the Fellowship of AA. I recently celebrated 19 years Clean & Sober. YAY! me and YAY! God! XD

I've received several invitations from members of the Mutual Masturbation Society to participate via c2c/Skype etc. in, well, mutual masturbation sessions. Sorry, and no offense, but I'm NOT AT ALL interested. To paraphrase George Thorogood,



I apologize in advance for any reposts. I spare no effort to make a diligent search before I upload, but with title changes, etc., it's impossible to look at everything. If you see an upload of mine that's a repost, PM me a link to an earlier version and I'll remove mine.

I don't consider a fuller and/or higher quality version of a previously posted vid a repost. I consider it a fuller and/or higher quality version and won't hesitate to upload it. :)



10. Your Profile in some way indicates you're a jerk.
09. Your comments sprinkled hither and thither confirm you're a jerk.
08. Your vids/favorites/galleries are repellent to me. (Hard to do.)
07. Your vids/favorites/galleries do not stimulate me. (Easy to do.)
06. Your vids/favorites/galleries do not exist.
05. You are Evil Incarnate (JerkPrime).
04. You sport a dick Avatar.
03. You have no Avatar.
02. You are Hillary Clinton.

And the #1 reason I'm inclined to decline your Friend Request...

01. I'M A JERK!

The above list is mostly a joke. I've adopted Rocketman450s one simple rule for vetting Friend Requests - HAVE AN AVATAR! If you're too lazy to spare the 10 or 15 seconds it takes to upload an avatar, I'm too lazy to click the "accept" button. So upload an avatar. Any avatar. Even if it's a pic of YOUR HIDEOUS DICK.

Folks may notice a few avatarless hamsters on my friends list. I've made exceptions to the rule for them because they have uploaded decent content.

If your profile/uploads/favorites are SATURATED WITH BRUTALITY I won't accept you under any circumstances, period. Homey don't play dat!






Jerk:[/u][/b] Noun. Rude and abusive registered member of xHamster. Thinks his or her shit doesn't stink. Very often seen heaping abuse and/or ridicule on the profile pages of Hamsters (see below). Likes to impose elaborate rules and regulations for others to follow. The harder to follow, the better.

Noun. A registered member of xHamster without avatar, uploads, galleries, and very often, without even displayed favorites or any comments. Target of choice for Jerks (see above). Likes to collect friends. The more friends collected, the better.





1. Thou shalt not gag thy Goddess.

2. Thou shalt not skull-fuck thy Goddess like
ye are a mindless b**st of the wilderness.

3. Thou shalt not spew obscenities at Her.

4. Thou shalt not strike thy Goddess in anger.

5. Forsake ye brutality, it is anathema.

6. Forsake ye misogyny, it is an abomination.

7. Be not a pig, ye pig.

8. Thou shalt not be a dog, either.

9. Thou shalt not ooze, drip or sprinkle thy
petty offering on the face of thy Goddess;
anoint Her with creamy streamers and
ribbons or with nothing at all.

10. Thou shalt not cum on Her face with any
motive save love.





Sylvi vvv

Rob ^^^

















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