Professor Porn's Porn Truisms Volume I

Professor Porn's Volume I

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Cries of "Don't cum in my face/eyes/hair/mouth" invariably lead to cum in the face/eyes/hair/mouth.

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The more grunting, bellowing, hollering and carrying-on the guy does as he cums, the weaker the moneyshot.

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If the guy(s) wear underwear, it's Japanese porn.

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If the girl(s) wear nothing, it's NOT Japanese porn.

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If you CAN jerk off to it, it's porn.

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If you CAN'T jerk off to it, it's either Hillary Clinton or Rosie O'Donnell.