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Hey there, probable masturbators!





I have zero tolerance for misogyny.
If you say anything misogynistic I'll...


Some of my thoughts about the global economy:





Some sexually provocative images and videos:



http://xhamster.com/movies/1479490/gorgeous_amateur_gets_banged_in_a_public_bathroom.html



http://xhamster.com/movies/2275743/marina_hantzis.html



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I have a bit of a pregnancy fetish, but only when it comes to bellies that look like these:





But enough about pregnancy!

























Some sexy Emma Watson .GIFs:





Lindsay Lohan's sexy bare midriff
in the video for "Rumors" circa 2004:



http://xhamster.com/movies/2069164/lindsay_lohan_..._rumors_music_video.html

For those who don't know, I also have a toned-midriff/belly-button fetish. These .GIFs are especially arousing to me for that reason:









I'm a pre-op/pre-HRT transwoman (so basically I look like a boy still) and I consider myself relatively pansexual (which basically means that other than people who are not +18 there's almost no one I don't like to look at). Perhaps some clarity should be in order considering how many solicitous messages I've received so far: I'm not here to fuck anybody--I'm way too shy and reclusive for that.

Two of my favorite scenes from one of my favorite females (BELLADONNA!).

Scene #1:



http://xhamster.com/movies/1371887/surfer_bella_well_fucked_l1390.html

Scene #2:



http://xhamster.com/movies/1281975/bella_doesn_039_t_like_empty_asshole.html

Here's my favorite scene of incredi-MILF Deauxma:



http://xhamster.com/movies/1281975/bella_doesn_039_t_like_empty_asshole.html

A Jake Malone-directed favorite of mine (love his cock and kinkiness):



http://xhamster.com/movies/1315015/charley_amp_kristina.html

Julia & Lisa Ann get oiled and play with two dudes in this scene:



http://xhamster.com/movies/1410473/lisa_amp_julia_in_group_sex.html

Here's a random sexy Emma Watson .GIF:



Here's my favorite photo of Shannyn Sossamon:



Here's Hayden Panettiere's tummy/ass in a sexy blue tracksuit:



Katy Perry fans her cupcake bra-covered mammary bulbs:



Annette Schwarz demonstrates her immaculate deepthroating skills:



Renae Cruz joyously marvels at John E. Depth's vascular appendage:





Random woman bound and gagged:



Sexy young Jennifer Lawrence:



Here's a an animated .GIF of Rupert Sanders dry-humping Kristen Stewart from behind:





And here's a random visual over-generalization of my gender dysphoria: