spermburper's profile

Last seen 10 years ago

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4547 days on xHamster

10.2K profile views

26 subscribers

24 comments left

Personal information

I am:

54 years old, female, heterosexual

From:

United States

Seeking:

Male, heterosexual

Languages:

English

Education:

College

Occupation:

cocksucker

Income:

Big

Relationship:

Single

Kids:

No, and do not want any

Religion:

Atheist

Smoking:

Never

Drinking:

Occasionally

What I look like

Ethnicity:

White

Body type:

Large

Hair length:

Very long

Eye color:

Blue

Height:

168 cm (5 ft 6 in)

About me

Big Girls Fuck Better!
I'm a big girl and I love to fuck!
I am VERY oral.

Jokes:

Q: What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A: Spit, swallow, and gargle

Q: How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A: Call her and tell her.

Q: Whats the difference between light and hard?
A: You can fall asleep with a light on!

Q: How do you know if your girlfriend is turned on by you?
A: When you reach down her panties it feels like you are feeding a horse.

Q: What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator?
A: The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Q: What does a blow job from your Granny have in common with bungee jumping?
A: They both feel great but for Christ's sake don't look down!

Q: What's the hardest thing about locking your keys in your car at an abortion clinic?
A: Having to go inside and ask to borrow a coat hanger

Comments

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your profile gif is astonishing

astatos31 10 years ago

Thank you for the invite

stackerd 10 years ago

you are irresistible *kisses*

lovelarge 11 years ago

hot profile, thanx for adding me

magnolia123 11 years ago

Great lips! Where is that video from that is your main profile photo? Is it for real? It's hot!

lovethebbw69 11 years ago

You make my cock throb with delight!!

ron_burgundy 11 years ago

loved your profile! great favorites! wonderful lips!

grunit89 11 years ago

awesome avatar, where's it from?

elayayay 11 years ago

more pics of your lips plesae

voyeurkingg 11 years ago

the best avatar

isubmit2u 11 years ago

Damn! You're GOOD!!!

rwt1130 11 years ago

Very stunning lips

Hun, I luv your listed occupation! lol

unclesweets 11 years ago

just cant get enough of your curvy body looks awesome

Bellendlover 11 years ago

Thank You!

vixen7val 12 years ago

i adore the avatar!

eng_neo 12 years ago

thanks for the add bb

hardfortits 12 years ago

Dam wish I was meeting you

cokokisses 12 years ago

Love your name

massivebooblover 12 years ago

new photos up!

point_of_u 12 years ago

tnx for adding me, i'd like to feed you!

linebacker77 12 years ago

hey loved your answers and jokes on your profile...I too love the big girls being a big strong guy I need someone who can handle the thunderous pounding I bring...