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Personal information
I am:
SmokeNylons, 55 years old, female, heterosexual
From:
Argleton, United Kingdom
Seeking:
Nobody
Languages:
English
Education:
BA/BS (4 years college)
Occupation:
Fluval Geomorphology
Income:
Average
Relationship:
Taken
Kids:
Yes, we live together
Religion:
Agnostic
Smoking:
Occasionally
Drinking:
Occasionally
What I look like
Ethnicity:
White
Body type:
Average
Hair length:
Medium
Hair color:
Red
Eye color:
Blue
Height:
157 cm (5 ft 2 in)
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About me

I couldn't be a 'stepmom'; it looks exhausting.
Ok., once again, I'm still not looking to meet up. Also, I only accept friend requests from people I've actually had a conversation with, and I just chat here; but not if you have a hidden profile.

My favourites? Some are enjoyable, some inspirational, and some are for explaining things to men...

One final thought. You're not Mesmer, you're not svengali, I am not in thrall, its just a chat. That’s it. If you suggest anything sleazy I will block you for a minimum of 24 hours. The next time, 48 hours. The third time 72 hours. After that, permanently.
That is my offer. If it is unacceptable to you, then I suggest you block me, because that’s the only offer on the table. To quote Chas Smash; when he was still with Madness, “You can take it, or you can leave it.”
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alexolo
alexolo 3 months ago
to Smokenylons : Ok, google is my friend! Well I think I am in a FLR even if not official. My girl is such a dominant figure. And wants to peg me all the time (hasn't happened) Yet she would want me to lead, but each time I try we get into a f***ing argument. So I just let her do all the deciding and get criticised about it. I think she is a Dom. She just doesn't know it. What is the difference between FLR and Femdom in your view?
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Smokenylons
Smokenylons Host 4 months ago
to SmallWhiteCoc : Thank you.
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SmallWhiteCoc
SmallWhiteCoc 4 months ago
Nice Profile Miss :heart:
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Smokenylons
Smokenylons Host 5 months ago
to alexolo : Seriously...
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alexolo
alexolo 5 months ago
to Smokenylons : What is a FLR fetishist?
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Smokenylons
Smokenylons Host 9 months ago
Dear men. Did someone call you up and tell you that we think it's a turn on to do all your thinking for you? Well, it isn't. Except for the FLR fetishists, I mean, that goes without saying.
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Rocky3390
Rocky3390 10 months ago
i m Belgian and i like your attitude ! xxx
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videochatman
videochatman 1 year ago
Hi! You like big cu,shots, facials and handjobs? :open_mouth:ok my videos, hope you like them and add some naughty comment :wink:
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Smokenylons
Smokenylons Host 1 year ago
Thank you.
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RodStop09 1 year ago
Woah. Harsh.
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proudpoker 2 years ago
Hello lovely x
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Smokenylons
Smokenylons Host 2 years ago
The strangest thing has just happened. I got a friend request then when I tried to initiate a conversation he blocked me. Is there some kind of reward for friend gathering that I don't know about? 
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kittyliquor69 2 years ago
Thank you for the add, and also sharing that link!
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Smokenylons
Smokenylons Host 2 years ago
Well, i don't read turkish, and clearly you don't read English. I was relying on google translate.
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Smokenylons
Smokenylons Host 2 years ago
Afedersiniz. bu muhtemelen pek iyi tercüme olmadı ama nazik teklifiniz için teşekkür ederim.
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dog45 2 years ago
Hi sexy you ok 
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Jct59 2 years ago
Would love to hook up and chat
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LockedHusband
LockedHusband 2 years ago
Very sexy. 
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F031 3 years ago
to Smokenylons : Sure, he is a lucky man :smile:
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Smokenylons
Smokenylons Host 3 years ago
to F031 : My pleasure. Your cage looks similar to one i use on my husband.
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F031 3 years ago
Thanks for the invitation !
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easylover6
easylover6 3 years ago
Thank you for Adding me. I love Your Story's and Fav's...
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olderguy17
olderguy17 3 years ago
Thank you for adding me.
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Sissyslutamanda66 3 years ago
Nice galleries!
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Smokenylons
Smokenylons Host 4 years ago
Je vous remercie. Je suis sûr que ce que vous avez écrit est beau mais malheureusement je ne peux pas lire aussi bien le français. Cette réponse est via Google Translate.
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Thalys72 4 years ago
Thanks for the add pretty woman. Nice profile:smile:
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MIHAI1969
MIHAI1969 4 years ago
Love your avatar
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no58 4 years ago
Yummy
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chrys_88
chrys_88 4 years ago
hi, nice profile!
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District_D
District_D 4 years ago
Hehe :wink:
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