Smokenylons's profile

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Kama Sutra Guru

3948 days on xHamster

72.7K profile views

1.3K subscribers

696 comments left

Personal information

I am:

SmokeNylons, 55 years old, female, heterosexual

From:

Argleton, United Kingdom

Seeking:

Nobody

Interests
and fetishes:

Languages:

English

Education:

BA/BS (4 years college)

Occupation:

Fluval Geomorphology

Income:

Average

Relationship:

Taken

Kids:

Yes, we live together

Religion:

Agnostic

Smoking:

Occasionally

Drinking:

Occasionally

What I look like

Ethnicity:

White

Body type:

Average

Hair length:

Medium

Hair color:

Red

Eye color:

Blue

Height:

157 cm (5 ft 2 in)

About me

I couldn't be a 'stepmom'; it looks exhausting.
Ok., once again, I'm still not looking to meet up. Also, I only accept friend requests from people I've actually had a conversation with, and I just chat here; but not if you have a hidden profile.

My favourites? Some are enjoyable, some inspirational, and some are for explaining things to men...

One final thought. You're not Mesmer, you're not svengali, I am not in thrall, its just a chat. That’s it. If you suggest anything sleazy I will block you for a minimum of 24 hours. The next time, 48 hours. The third time 72 hours. After that, permanently.
That is my offer. If it is unacceptable to you, then I suggest you block me, because that’s the only offer on the table. To quote Chas Smash; when he was still with Madness, “You can take it, or you can leave it.”

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alexolo 3 months ago

to Smokenylons : Ok, google is my friend! Well I think I am in a FLR even if not official. My girl is such a dominant figure. And wants to peg me all the time (hasn't happened) Yet she would want me to lead, but each time I try we get into a f***ing argument. So I just let her do all the deciding and get criticised about it. I think she is a Dom. She just doesn't know it. What is the difference between FLR and Femdom in your view?

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Smokenylons Host 4 months ago

to SmallWhiteCoc : Thank you.

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SmallWhiteCoc 4 months ago

Nice Profile Miss

Smokenylons Host 5 months ago

to alexolo : Seriously...

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alexolo 6 months ago

to Smokenylons : What is a FLR fetishist?

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Smokenylons Host 10 months ago

Dear men. Did someone call you up and tell you that we think it's a turn on to do all your thinking for you? Well, it isn't. Except for the FLR fetishists, I mean, that goes without saying.

Rocky3390 10 months ago

i m Belgian and i like your attitude ! xxx

videochatman 1 year ago

Hi! You like big cu,shots, facials and handjobs?

ok my videos, hope you like them and add some naughty comment

Smokenylons Host 1 year ago

Thank you.

RodStop09 1 year ago

Woah. Harsh.

proudpoker 2 years ago

Hello lovely x

Smokenylons Host 2 years ago

The strangest thing has just happened. I got a friend request then when I tried to initiate a conversation he blocked me. Is there some kind of reward for friend gathering that I don't know about?

kittyliquor69 2 years ago

Thank you for the add, and also sharing that link!

Smokenylons Host 2 years ago

Well, i don't read turkish, and clearly you don't read English. I was relying on google translate.

Smokenylons Host 2 years ago

Afedersiniz. bu muhtemelen pek iyi tercüme olmadı ama nazik teklifiniz için teşekkür ederim.

dog45 2 years ago

Hi sexy you ok

Jct59 2 years ago

Would love to hook up and chat

LockedHusband 3 years ago

Very sexy.

F031 3 years ago

to Smokenylons : Sure, he is a lucky man

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Smokenylons Host 3 years ago

to F031 : My pleasure. Your cage looks similar to one i use on my husband.

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F031 3 years ago

Thanks for the invitation !

easylover6 3 years ago

Thank you for Adding me. I love Your Story's and Fav's...

olderguy17 3 years ago

Thank you for adding me.

Sissyslutamanda66 3 years ago

Nice galleries!

Smokenylons Host 4 years ago

Je vous remercie. Je suis sûr que ce que vous avez écrit est beau mais malheureusement je ne peux pas lire aussi bien le français. Cette réponse est via Google Translate.