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The early eighties were a good movie making era, and no doubt The Cannonball Run was a good car movie. But for me, it's a movie that makes me cum like all get out. Of course, you have the babes in the Lambo, but I've always been partial to the red Monte Carlo driven by Terry Bradshaw and Mel Tillis. The reason is the scene where they are trying to get the car running after hiding it in the swimming pool. When they finally do get the car running, they rev the crap out of it and whenever Mel Tillis is really getting into it he cocks his body to where his head is almost out of the car. REALLY put… Read more

With the Covid pandemic my girlfriend and I have decided to not see each other as often as I would like but we talk on facebook and we Skype. I made the comment that not seeing her was really getting me down and I was looking for a suggestion as far as what I should do about it. She suggested a sex doll and even gave me a link to get me started. I was kind of hesitant, but for less than $600.00 I have got a companion that never says no, won't get pregnant, and doesn't bitch. As far as I'm concerned, it's a win, win ,win! It's not much of a conversationalist, but for what I want to use it for,… Read more

I've always heard that women prefer that you be up front with your issues but the women/shwomen that are on the "live sex" don't seem to follow the norm. I mean, I've asked several shemales and females if I could blow a load in their shoes and they either banned me for 30 days or delted me. But on the other hand, there were a couple of shemales that were into it. Go figure.… Read more

My Mom was a beautiful woman. Even at five years before I could legally buy a beer, hell even I knew that much. But my problem was more immediate. I was afraid I was going to not only have an obvious hard on, but I was sure I'd blow a nut in my jeans and not be able to hide it from her. See, she had just bought this pair of black leather boots with a chrome heel and the shaft was the "slouch" kind, but they still went up to her knee. She was also wearing a bright green silk jumpsuit that was very flattering with the calves shoved in the boots. We were going somewhere ( I can't remember just wh… Read more

I was going into town to do some shopping at (it holds up the roof)-mart and was going up the drink isle when I heard the unmistakable CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!! of hard soled shoes on the next isle. I turned the corner and sure enough, there was a grandmother with an 8-10 year old circling her and her buggy with silver high heeled shoes making the CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! noise. Now, I don't regularly get a hard on for 8-10 year old girls, but she was wearing the aforementioned high heels, and, well, I got said hard on. (IT MUST BE THE SHOES! YEAH, THAT'S THE TICKET!) This went on for like 20-30 minutes. J… Read more

About two or three years ago, I decided to buy a trial membership to Pump that Pedal, which is a popular website for that kind of fetish. Though pricy, it proves to be worth EVERY PENNY. I especially like the gray dodge with it's wonderfully noisy exhaust system. When it's revving, my dick is at FULL ATTENTION! There are plenty of vehicles and very pretty models to suit anything your heart desires. I only found one problem, at the time I was 47, and on the first day I had found about five videos to masturbate to(and I did). Multiply that figure times thirty. My dick was smokin'! My favorite vi… Read more

Growing up my parents listened to various music and what not. One of my favorite albums was The Carpenters/Now and Then. I didn't like the music per say, but there is a spot that is 21:40 into it right at the beginning of Fun, Fun, Fun of a loud car revving up and peeling out that I've always found a MAJOR turn on because if the song is to be believed, there's a baby doll on the other end of that gas pedal, and she's just about ready to make me cum all over myself every time I hear it. That memory was buried deep down since I hadn't heard that song in twenty years. But recently, I was look… Read more

I've been going to Goodwill for years to buy discounted shoes for me to beat off with, but there are times that I don't have any money on me yet I still have the urge to jack my dick. What I do is shoplook with a buggy and get a shirt to try on therefore having reason to go into the changing room. I just put a pair of high heels or what have you under the shirt and presto, in no time I'm whacking off to my hearts content. Although, I nearly got caught by a 12 year old girl one time. Evidently, the smaking sound got her attention, and well.....anyway. But don't think I leave men's shoes o… Read more

I just wanted to tell whoever is reading these blogs that if you are into revving and get a charge in your loins from the noise like I do, youtube is a MAJOR source for that sort of thing. I recommend "ltd revving" as it is 31 minutes long, and while the redhead is kinda chunky, I wouldn't throw her out of bed unless she wanted to fuck on the floor. Good luck and happy hunting!… Read more

My Grampa's truck was a mid 70'2 chevy with a 350 and a three on the tree. Now, whenever my Grampa would -PA I got up, all pissed off. Hell, I was dreaming of Pamela Anderson, and had to wake up to this shit? No, this called for immediate action! I stomped over to my grandparents house(all the while my Grampa was winging on that Holley four barrel,"WWWWWWRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA-pa-pa-pa-pa WWAAAPPP-A-PA-PA-PA-PA-pa-pa!!!!!! WHAPPAHH!!!! WHHAPPAAHHPAPA!!!!!!!!" He was sitting there making ALL KINDS of racket for no reason, other than he liked the noise. Well, I proceeded past him to the… Read more

My Father divorced my Mother when I was eight years old, and by age ten, I had "inherited" a step mother, a step brother, and a younger step sister. I was on a bi-monthly visitation set up, so I saw her every other weekend. Now, I'll be the first to say that I couldn't stand her. She was two years younger than me, and she was so cute it would make you barf. Her name was Cindy and as we grew up together, we played together as best we could, and sometimes fought like we were related. I didn't think too much about her as a young woman until the night of her brother's graduation from high sc… Read more

My uncle David used to have a 1965 Chevy truck that had a swapped in 283 and dual straight pipes that came up behind the cab. My grandmother lived in a trailer and my uncle used to live with her to keep an eye on her. Out behind her house she had an old tin barn to keep stuff like lawn mowers and a tractor. It just so happened my uncle David parked his truck under it. Needless to say, when he was warming the engine he would rev it for a few minutes. The exhaust note was fairly loud, but when you combine it with the tin roof it was LOUD! Well, my mom was going out partying on Saturday nig… Read more

Don't get me wrong, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE women. And I jack off with their shoes. Doesn't matter if they are house slippers, pumps, sandals etc. But there are a couple or three or four of men shoes that absolutely give me a woodie! Zip-up dress boots, loafers, and cowboy boots are among my favorites. But my Grandads' Disco shoes leaves them in the dust. I found them in his workshop under a workbench. They were black leather men platforms. They had at least a 4 inch heel and a 2 inch platform with a smooth leather flesh-tone sole. I immediately pulled my pants down and grabbed the right sh… Read more

I was 10 years old and it was the summer between 4th and 5th grade. I had recently moved from a rural town to the "big city" of Hammond, La. My Mom had a friend that we used to visit all the time who's neighbor had a 1967 Camaro drag car that he was getting running. Unfortunately, I was there when he finally fired it up for the first time. I was totally unprepared for how LOUD it was! It was running between 3500-4500 rpm, with open headers. The noise was DEAFENING, and I immediately put my hands over my ears and ran inside the house and locked myself in the bathroom. It was not one of my… Read more

I went over to my best friend's house on Thanksgiving day. His daughter and I were talking while I was getting my food out of the car. She had on a miniskirt with leggings and a brand new pair of navy blue high heel pumps. I told her she was killing me with those shoes, and she laughed and said she was going to have to remember that. Well, later on that day I went to the bathroom and low and behold, there was that pair of high heels. I closed the door and pulled my pants down around my ankles and had at it! I rubbed my dick every way I could think of; stroking my dick with the bottom of… Read more

When I was a sophmore in high school my best friend drove a '77 Chevy Blazer that I rebuilt the engine for. It had a set of glasspack mufflers that were pretty much wore out. One day he brought his Mom with him for a visit since my Mom and his Mom would go walking for exercise while the two of us did what k**s do at that time, which is watch t.v. and hob nob. His Mom wore a pair of "old ladies shoes" because she dressed out at about 250+ pounds. When they got ready to leave, my friend's Mom had the brilliant idea that she would drive home. She got herself wedged behind the wheel and hit t… Read more

Last weekend my niece came to visit. Her Mom dropped her off around 9:00 am, and said she would be back around 8:00 that evening. Now, let me explain, I have a shoe fetish REAL BAD. A couple of months ago, my niece walked in on me with a pair of her high heeled boots, and I was fucking them like all get out. She just looked at what I was doing, and wet a washrag and said, "Just clean them up when you're done." After the initial shock subsided, I didn't think too much about it. Fast forward to last weekend. About an hour after she got there, my niece asked if she could get on my computer… Read more

When I was twelve or so, Mom hauled me along to go shoe shopping. We lived in the rural countryside, and it was about an hours ride to New Orleans. We had a 79 t-bird, which had a big back seat and I used to ride there. The trip was uneventful, but that would soon change. We arrived at a mall(I don't know where, although I know it wasn't lakeside)and went inside. I guess my Mom did her research, cause she went directly to Baker's shoe store, and my life hasn't been the same since. There were WALL TO WALL high heels, pumps, boots: it was like a shoe fetishist wet dream! Not to mention th… Read more

One weekend I has to spend the night over at my uncle Shelton's house. We were going to a mutual friends house to attend a party. We were going to take a 1980 olds cutlass with straight pipes, which I was leary of because I have a problem with loud noises. But it wasn't too bad, at least going to the party. Well, my uncle consumed a beer or twelve and had a bunch of his buddies around the car. Then someone had the bright idea to liven this party up. He got to revving this thing up"WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPAAAPPPPAAAAHHHHHH! WHAPA! WHAPA! WWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPAAAA!" My dick b… Read more

Back when I was three or four, my mom went back to work. She used to drop me off at a lady's house a few miles away. Her name is Rita, and she had to go to town at least two or three times a week. Her car, a 1968 road runner, was parked behind the house along with a screened in porch. She was a hot rodder, and her car was very hard to start. But, oh, when it did, it would shake the ground! She had a set of oooompahs, you know, the type of exhaust system that goes "OOOOOPAAAAHHHHHH! OOOOOOOMMMMMMMPPPPAAAAAAA!(Just thin/king about it gives me a hard on!) Anyway, she always revved with her… Read more