When I was on holiday I discovered a drink called gazpacho. Why have I never heard of it before? It's fucking lovely stuff ??? I will learn how to make it myself. If you have any recipes or tips let me know. -x- Read more
On holiday
Yay!!! I'll be back in about ten days. And, no, I'm not telling you where to ? You be good while I'm away. -x- Read more
Oh no.....!
I think I am getting a toothache. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck and Fuck ☹ If I am not my usual happy self then please forgive me. Read more
Let me explain
I sometimes have a bit too much to drink. I sometimes fall asleep when I've had too much to drink. If I have been watching porn on this site when I fall asleep or if I fall asleep when chatting to guys on here then it means I am asleep. Sleeping. You get that? So please don't be abusive if I appear to be "on line" but I don't reply. I might be asleep. Or I might be fucking. Ok? [posted in response to the "you are a bitch" messages] Read more
"Porn for women"
Can someone explain what the category "porn for women" means? Most of the vids this site suggests are lesbian vids. If that's what "porn for women" means then why not call it "lesbian porn"? Read more
If you message me
If you message me and I don't reply don't be offended. I am probably chatting to someone already. I can just about manage to chat with two guys at once but I sometimes get messages from way more people than that. Or I might be away from my laptop. I might be watching something interesting, getting something to eat, getting a glass of wine or I might even be having a pee ? Most guys on here are lovely. But some guys aren't. Be nice. There are lovely guys on here I have had great conversations with (you know who you are ♥♥♥) but if your opening message is to ask if I want to fuck you then do Read more