telephone area codes have no discernable pattern. It takes 40 minutes to boil an ostrich egg. If the worst thing in the world isn't a warm martini with a hair in it, then what is? 2048 is just as far away as 1988. General Mills, General foods, General Motors, General Insurance, General rubber, General hospital... Is this sufficient evidence of the General's plot? You can't lick your own elbow. Atoms and molecules behave in probabilistic ways. We are made of of atoms and molecules. How can free will exist? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all drown? What color Read more
weird fantasy
I feel guilty for indulging in this weird fantaay of mine. I often fantasize about someone making their way up into my room one late night, and making me suck their dick or give them a handjob. They would be pretty bossy and rough, calling me dirtty things and making me deepthroat and drool as they fucked my throat. Read more
trying to hook up girlfriend f4f
she's fond of other girls. So ladies, hit me up if you want a large dominant 6 foot tall ssbbw to rock your fucking world. She got a dick that never gets soft. and she eats the the pussy like it's her last meal on death row. Read more
true story :P
what's the difference between me and a mosquito? - a mosquito will stop sucking after you slap it ;) Read more
the unofficial beginner CD strategy guide
just a summary of quick tips to pass along to first time crossdressers who are just now getting into the swing of things :) this is all based on my personal experience, and i have a reputation for being unreliable, so don't adhere to everything here religiously. so most first timers usually ask me about removing body hair. I usually recommend using nair. im not against using razors but nair is quicker if you have alot of ground to cover. now theres a right way and wrong way to use nair, so don't try to sue me if you use it wrong and it burns you up. test it by putting a dab on a small ar Read more
an interesting concept
a fellow (and very cute) crossdresser pantyluver711 presented a very good question in a blog. she wanted to develop some cryptic sign or non-obvious symbol that can help crossdressers and panty wearers discreetly identify other crossdressers and panty wearers. My idea, developed in conjuntion with her, and my mate cookiekitty, is that panty lovers and crossdressers could don a cut of lacey ribbion tied in a bow around a pants' belt loop. It's position also would present a cryptic message to the wearers disposition; for example, a ribbon tied on a belt strap to the Read more
things I've learned being on xhamster
back before I even had a profile, i thought this site has the most interesting user generated content this side of the web in my opinion. folks really dislike the downvote button. folks really dislike profiles with their respective owners weener as the default photo. there's a shortage of hentai. futanari in particular. I searched for local users on this site and found a close friend i know personally. he only likes the ladies, and god damn ive never seen his junk before, hes fucking hung. my girlfriend has a profile. people here are actually nice and fun to talk with. and Read more
cute east bay underwear and accessories places
So for the first time in a long time, I had a stroll down International boulevard in Oakland between High street and 23rd avenue. haven't been in this area since i was a young gurl. and i noticed alot of little discount stores and botiques have popped up all along it over the past few years. I reckon its to cater to the ladies of the evening that haunt the same stretch, but i had a look in these shops, omg there is alot of cute and sexy stuff, tops, shoes, lingerie, you name it, its there. The first one I visited across the way from a goodwill had an epic selection of sexy lingerie and makeup, Read more