About

We are John and Val. A fun, physically fit couple in our early 50's, but you won't know it by looking at us. We are financially secure professionals on the outside, but extremely horny teenagers on the inside. If you want to see our physical stats just look at our photos, and yes that is really us. We are into everything except pain and especially love the taboo. If you would like to know more just send a message and ask. We both spend time on here, but Val is on here more than I. We both love dirty conversations, but please be respectful to her or you will be blocked. We are not haters and love people of all races and sizes. We do not cam to cam so please don't ask. It's not going to happen.

Friend request status: When we open our profile to accept friend requests it will only be from Couples, Women, Lesbians and Lesbian Couples. Please send us a message with your interests and we'll go from there. ABSOLUTELY NO SINGLE MEN! We are not friend collector and are very picky. Preference is given to people from Pennsylvania and surrounding States. We generally don't accept requests from people in non-English speaking country's. No offense, but if we can't communicate then what's the point. Anyone sending a friend request please read the following paragraph.
FRIEND REQUESTS
1.If you send a friend request please have your personal content available to friends. If everything is password protected why do you even bother uploading it. If your personal content is password protected your request will be denied.
2. We are not accepting friend requests from single males. That's why you are blocked from sending requests or messages. Don't bother leaving a comment that says "add me". The fact that you can't send a friend request should give you a clue that we don't want a request from you. By leaving a comment like that you just show everybody that your an ignorant asshole. Although we do have a few single males in our friends, we invited them.
3. If your listed as a couple, but only show male content then your a single male (refer to no. 2). Your request will be denied.
4. Please have your videos and photos available to be viewed by friends as ours are. If we have to ask for passwords to view your content, then your not sharing and it's not worth our time.
5. If you send a friend request and we don't accept it, it's nothing personal. As stated before we are not friend collectors and are picky about who we add.

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