Porn as an Potent Remedy

SEX materials , Porn as part of Medication

Porn is truly understated and under represented.
There are researchers out there claiming porn is immoral
thus damage society. Especially the teens.
Well, teenagers are teens.
They are retarded. It is a fact.
No need researchers to do a data on that.
Their hormone levels surges and this explains why many teens cannot think straight.
Hell, if they can fuck their pet hamster or a camel
They might just do it. Out of curiosity.
Just wait until their hormonal level stabilizes.
By then maybe they know what is safe sex & responsibility.
Their behaviour have nothing to do with the world of porn

Back to my original story,
I have yet to come across Porn can be use as treatment.
Why?

This is what i found from my very own observation about the goodness of Porn
Ready?

1- Tension
Remember each time whenever you're suffering from tension.
Tension is bad, it make your heart pumps fast but your body is not jogging or exercising.
You're not in motion(not physically moving) but your bloo d level and other bodily fluid pressure gets all time high..and that is Tension.
What is the best way for a person to calm down. To lower such tension attack.
Do you reach for a bottle of pills? Prozax and more dru gs?
Isn't it more relaxing when you sees your neighbour's sexy wife getting the newspaper
on the yard naked(front lawn) or at least in see thru laces.
Your tension is almost gone immediately in such situation.
Because you sees a 'happy image"

2- Depression
Everyone once in a while we all somehow and someway gets depression.
We do live in a miserable world.
News that your pet just die , news that your good friend got the cancer
Bad bad terrible day at work.
Or Driving and honking because of lousy motorist on the road.
Again, do you reaches for a bottle of pills?
Or sit down with a beer(or whatever that you fancy)
and switches on the internet and look for a good porn to view?

You see, each time you reaches for the bottle of pills
The Anti Depressant pill is never ever the correct answer .
The govt and the law says" Don't Do dru gs"
Ever ever read the caution label of your Anti Depressant medicine?
Such pills totally messes up your mind, your BP , your sex life
And yet Doctors happily write such prescription for you .
Your MD is giving you more such dru gs.
Because they are paid by Pharmaceutical companies.

Porn is next best thing.
It keeps your mind away from tension, from anxiety.
Who cares if USA is going to war with so and so.
I watch my porns first.

Want to slee p better?
Have a slow nice jerk while viewing porn of your choice.
And after blowing out a load, hey, you slee ps better.
And who knows, maybe one might gets to dream of having a good sex in their dreams
That's the calming effect of porn and dream .


Now, i am not an MD .
i have zero knowledge about medicine
Am also not against the large pharmaceutical companies.
But i do know that in the law of physics.
Physicians (such as A.Einstein , Michio Kaku) comes out with many theories
So, this is my contribution

"X Number of Porn" divided by "Y number cums " = "Z% of Happy dreams"

Of course, my theory could be wrong. But it works.
It works time and time and time.
Unless somebody is able to comes up with a better theory.
Good sex with your partner, or good D.I.Y sex really does help
And porn is really important.
And of course if porn is not working out for you the way it is intended to be
, can always suck on a lemon. It works too.

Thank you

Disclaimer
*Albert Einstein (relativity theory and e-mc2)
*Michio Kaku ( the string theory)
(both professors have nothing to do with porn, but just as illustration)
Written by hahadadada
May contains typos and grammar errors.