How To Make A Video.( An Idiot guide)

1- Get a Video Camera/ Camera with Video Function/Mobilephone with video camera function.
2- Check the video specs of the camera .The minimum standard now is 720HD
3- Go and video record something.
4- Does your camera comes with "Steady-shot/ Video Stabilizer?
If YES, switch it ON.
5- If you don't like what you have just recorded , please do not upload to this site.
It is annoying.
6- Try NOT to take closeup videos too often , use long shot/wide.



End of lesson 1

Lesson 2..
Understand that making porn(adults film) is not the same as making a full feature movie.
Watching a porn is totally different from watching StarWars movie or a Harry Potter movie.
Porn viewers will fast forward/skip the porn video to the best part.
While StarWars or Harry Potter's viewers will view from the start until the closing credits.
Best to limit home made porn to just a few minutes .

Tips for doing Still Photos-
1- Avoid posting too many pussy shots / boobs shots.
It is like attending biology lesson.
End of the day all pussies and boobs look identical.
Do try to add ambience / background or situation to your photos.
As zoom-in photo of a pussy is terrible. And there is no story to it.

Now, we don't need to be PRO (professional)
Just make your hobby a happy,pleasurable and an enjoyable event.

This guy is a Pro
Video is in Mandarin(Chinese) with English language subtitle
https://vimeo.com/184642624








Published by hahadadada
9 years ago
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hahadadada Publisher 8 years ago
to mechanic302 : He is more into still images/photos.
But many of his works involves his wife . The toddler appearing in his works is his son.
By now, his son might have seen more naked beauties than many of us.
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mechanic302
mechanic302 8 years ago
The Vimeo video you reference is excellent. Your right, he is a genius. I am going back to watch more of his content.
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mechanic302
mechanic302 8 years ago
Thank you for this class.
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henrya77
henrya77 8 years ago
to hahadadada : No, I want to hear the woman moan and grunt. :smile: Hearing is like 70% the fun of seeing.
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hahadadada Publisher 8 years ago
to aznfuker : It all depends on the ease of use.( not all of us are mavericks with the pc)
Also depends if getting a paid software or using free software.
Newer MS Windows does come with video editing built-in.
Check a few from youtube channel and see which brand would be easier to use and to understand.( and their prices)
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hahadadada Publisher 8 years ago
to henrya77 : The sleazy music?
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aznfuker 8 years ago
what is the best video software for blurrying ones face in video? what do you recommend?
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henrya77
henrya77 9 years ago
You forgot the "no porn style music" or "turn off the TV" :smile:
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hahadadada Publisher 9 years ago
to hamandeggs101 : Thank you for reading
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hamandeggs101
hamandeggs101 9 years ago
great post agreed
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hahadadada Publisher 9 years ago
to JCE147 : Normally, nobody reads..
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JCE147
JCE147 9 years ago
Very good advice.
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hahadadada Publisher 9 years ago
to ned75 : Maybe i left out step number 6.
6- Go back to step 1
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ned75
ned75 9 years ago
very good advice, especially #5
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