Me and the airvent

dear jaime, only you will appreciate this. I had my time with the airvent. luckily you had on jeans and boots. I was not so lucky. you probably went thigh deep. I stepped full down with all my weight and got stuck up to my cooter. It was my left leg and I swear my left labia went down that hole.suddenly i was on my ass with my leg and labia dangling down a shaft screaming in agony. I screamed for my mommy. she is good under pressure. the first thing she did was try to haul me out buy my shorts ripping a huge hole in them. youve seen that evil rectangle. i don't know how i managed to sc**** my whole leg, ass cheek and labia out of that metal vice. we contemplated calling the parabedics but i know they would have shit eating grins over the girl with her leg stuck in a hole. I almost snapped my ankle getting it freel. its saturday and i desperatly wanted to call my family doctor for a vicodin or two. i decided against the walk in clinic because they would just give me tylenol three with codeine. instead i took alll the resr of the xanax in the house and finally quit bitching to go to the ER. for the record i lost my mom's nice sandal somehere in the air duct. but yes i nearly needed the jaws of life going pussy deep in that hole.