Dislikes about xHamster

Alright then lets see here.

This is a small list of things I really can't take when it comes to xhamster.

1. People who steal others pictures to use them on their own profiles. It's utterly disgusting to do that. If you want to make a profile and chat with other people at least show your own body so you don't cheat/fool those visiting your site. I've noticed it quite a lot. I have watched porno pictures since I was quite young and seen quite a lot of them. I've come across so many profiles by now seeing pictures I remember from other site etc.

2. Fake breasts/plastic surgery and a swamp of make-up. Lets just say Bimbo's. I like women to be natural. I write those I find attractive yes and they get a spot on my rather limited friend-list. However should a nice girl write me first and she shows a lovely personality and intellect I would be interested in getting to know her. If she told me she had one of her breasts removed due to cancer I would still not reject her.
But of one comes around with a fake pair of balloons it's a huge turn off for me. That doesn't mean I don't feel like chatting with them, not at all. I just focus my attention on others more.
The make-up issue is the fact, that I really love and worship natural beauty. It's fine to have a small amount, mascara etc. But if I see a face that could might as well be E.T in disguise I run away crying literally.

3. People who can't chat (males)!
I take my time and write a personal message when I come across a girl I find attractive. I usually try and put time and effort into it as the copy-pasta is ridiculous in my eyes.
Yes I'm here for fun chats, to get to know new people and who knows maybe find a sex friend, but I have STANDARDS! I wish more males around here would just try and have a bit of restrains. It often seems like they get hard and wants to flirt with everything having a pair of breasts or a vagina.
Now I really can't take when guys doesn't pay respect to women. I hear that a lot get messages saying; "send me nudes whore" "Why aren't you naked bitch, this is a porn site", "please lets cam, I want you to see my hard cock" etc.
Not only is it a proof of idiocy but it also ruins the trust girls has to us who can actually be civilized.

4.People who can't chat (Females)
As I said I often take my time to write a long personal message to the women I find attractive. If there's one thing I absolutely hate and comes across way to often, it's a girl responding with just "hey".
Usually it ends up with me just asking a bunch of questions, getting one-liners in return and just leave.
Me just sitting there asking one question after another without getting any feedback, any recognition or any questions in return is waste of my time. Fine if you don't wish to chat to me say so.
The least you can do, when I write a long message for a first impression is answer back. I know I know you lovely lasses gets tons of messages. But it would be nice to just get a "sorry not interested in chatting" after the work.

I answer back on all the messages I get and I get surprisingly many from women. I don't refuse to chat just because I don't find them attractive. It's always nice to get to know new people.

5. People asking to meet me.
This has happened a few times. I've been invited to America, Norway and Holland. I like the idea of meeting someone eventually, but I don't meet up with people after 1 week of chatting back and forth. If I want to meet up with a person, it has to be someone I trust and who trusts me, one I can call my friend. I don't want to pay 1000 dollars for a flight to someone who might not even show up in the airport.
I have yet to meet up with someone from the site. There are a few potential that could happen in the future, but time will tell.

6. Women who think I'm a mindless fapping machine.
Yes it's all great you're used to males being desperate on this site, but that doesn't mean it goes for ever single on of us.
I like an intelligent conversation it doesn't have to be around a subject of sex it could be anything. As I said it's fun to chat about fetishes and fantasies, but I want to know the person behind the sexual stuff as well.

7. Obese people.
Now now hear me out here. Again I have no problems speaking with obese people, but it's even a bigger turn off for me than the bimbos. We get one body in our life time and we should take care of it. I take care of mine, I workout a lot, I have my job in the gym and I eat healthy. I can order a pizza once a week yes no problems, but I have my limits as to what I want to eat.
I've had the pleasure of talking with a few obese people. One got angry with me because I didn't wish to sex chat with her. I tried very calm to explain to her that I didn't find her attractive. In return she called me a loser and said her body curves turned on every man she ever met... >_<

8.People who can't speak English.
It's fine if you speak Spanish or Portuguese, but if you state on your profile that you don't speak English or simple didn't add it as a useful language I wont write you. Now it's not people like that I dislike, it's women who writes me with a language level a monkey could improve by hammering it's hands down the keyboard.
Just no. I don't even know why I'm writing this as they can't understand it anyway.

Should you be dyslexic, it's not that hard to get around it. Don't mind that at all =)

9. Profiles with no content.
Try to put just a little effort into your profiles girls. No pictures, no favorite videos, no text or explanation about you, no gifs and no point in writing. It will just end up with another set of idiotic question from my side cause I have no idea how to approach you.

10. The cam girls.
When you go to a profile I wish it would clearly state, that the person only does live cam shows and are not interested in any conversations and or interaction. This is so common for the Eastern European users, that I basically avoid people from there, cause I fear it's either a brothel offering cheap prices for girls, or cam girls wanting to earn money.

11. The fake profile.
Those fake profiles ONLY made to advertise another site. It has a short text and then all of a sudden it says "come see my pictures at www.lala.com". That is beyond annoying at it's happening A LOT lately with new profiles coming up.

12. The big cock only lovers.
I will soon write on my blog about my relation to my own penis, it sounds stupid but it's a good thing to write about. Now I don't have the worlds largest cock, it's average and I'm actually very happy about it. When I visit a profile and it says "guys with average or small cocks don't bother I'm not interested", I only think to myself, what a stupid girl.
It's fine if they only with to get their vagina ripped apart, but could they at least write that in the start of their profile, so I don't politely read through the whole thing only to get the info that I'm not good enough to even chat with.

13. The random friend invites.
I clearly state on my profile, that my friend list is very limited and why. It says I only invite friends or accept request if I find them interesting and get to know them just a little first. Yet I daily receive 5 - 10 friend requests with no words or nothing.
Now people might wonder why I do this. Well I'm just not interested in having 1000 friends I don't have anything in common with or chat regularly with. I see no point in it. Yes I like comments on my pictures, dirty fantasies written just for me and for people to read my blog, but I don't need to have random people sticking their nose in all of my stuff.
It goes for everyone.. don't send random friend requests!

14. Country fakers.
When people "pretends" to be from a country. It's happened that I've received messages from women who stated the lived in the US on their profiles however, it was clear as daylight they didn't come from the US by a long shot. Their English and understanding from the words I wrote them was merely ridiculous. It's another example about wasting peoples time and frankly lies like that is over the top for me. If people can't be honest I don't wish to chat with them not even about ants digesting system! Like they would get what that is anyway >_<


Thank you for reading this. To point out a few notes;

No I'm not a narcissist.

I'm generally very positive.

I respect everyone who's not my type.

I respect people with other opinions.

Have a nice day to you all who made it this far. Enjoy the videos, my profile, each other and life =)

Henrik.