Ultimate Jack Off Competition (with Rules)
My buddy Brian* and I have developed the ultimate masturbation game. He has a killer profile here on XHamster, and I changed his name here. Heās a little more private, so I am not even telling him this is here. If you see this āBrianā, hope you are cool with me sharing this, and I hope you know itās because I think our deal was the best thing ever, even if we donāt get together as much since I moved.
It started years ago when I would go to his house and we would watch porn together. As we watched, it was pretty natural to just rub your cock through your shorts or baggy sweatpants, but that evolved into each of us having to pull out our cocks to cum in a rag or a cup or whatever. Of course, each of us wanted to hold off from coming as long as possible, because the other person would shame you a little an brag about being able to hold off longer. But when you are openly cumming in front of someone, before long, we just lost the pants entirely from the start, and would just settle into our spots on his couch in his dark basement and lube up for hours-long edging sessions. Seriously, we just jacked off in his basement for 4 and 5 hour sessions.
This became a regular Sunday afternoon experience. I would knock on his door at around 4pm, and we would lubed up and jacking by 4:05. We had very similar taste and loved all of the same kinds of porn. We especially liked ATM, bukkake, and āanything messy.ā In fact, we would each spend the week finding the nastiest porn we could find, and then alternate playing what we found, hoping the other one would cum first.
I canāt remember exactly how it happened, but I think it started when I said something like āOur competition really isnāt fair, because I am so much better at jacking off than you are, so it only makes sense that I will always cum first.ā Brian laughed at first, but I was serious, so he sort of lost his shit, arguing that he was way better than I was. And then our competition really began.
For a month or so, we just jacked each other off at the same time until one of us shot his load and the other was the winner. But it wasnāt as fun as we thought it would be. I guess it comes from years of playing sports, but I was better at stroking his cock in a way that prevented him from having full access to mine. I hate to brag, LOL, but I was undefeated and our sessions were over in about 30 minutes (I guess I really am better, LOL). Sorry Brian, but itās true!
After a few months of trial and error (which was a blast!), we devised the ultimate jerk off competition. I donāt think either one of us has won much more than the other over the years, and itās the perfect way to spend an afternoon. We loosely tracked stats on a whiteboard in his garage, we set and broke all sorts of records, and we totally nerded out over the whole thing. Here are the rules:
1). The person who cums first loses. More on what the winner gets later.
2) We use a timer on our phone to exchange turns. It used to be that we counted the number of strokes each player got, but that got too hard to remember and we kept losing track. The first few rounds are relatively short, about 3 minutes each.
3). Beginning rounds are Hands and Jacking Only. You can use all the lube you want, but we both loved albolene, so that was easy.
4) After about 30 or 45 minutes, we bump the rounds up to 5 minutes each, then 8. There is no set time to do this, but itās like poker. You just know when it is time to up the blinds.
5) You can frot and jack both dicks against each other at any time, but you have to use your head about it. It might make your opponent cum, but it also might make you cum. We joke that you have to āFrot Wisely.ā Remember, it doesnāt matter whose turn it is, because whoever cums first loses.
6) After about 90 minutes, the rounds bump up to 10 minutes, and you are not limited to using your hands. The best blowjobs I have ever given or received are in these 10 minute final rounds. The 10 minute round usually starts pretty slow each time, but when your 10 minute turn is about to end, you ramp it up trying as hard as possible in that last minute or two to get your opponent to shoot that load. Itās pretty hot and feels sort of urgent and desperate, which I love. During the week, I obsess about what porn I want playing that I think will put him over the edge. I think about what tricks I have used in the past that made his cock explode. The room is hot, weāre both sweating. He likes to drool his spit and be sure his sweat drips onto my face while I am working to try to distract me, and I do the same to him. Eventually, one of us succumbs and spurts their cum everywhere. If you win, you can take the loserās load in the mouth, on the face, on the chest, wherever. And what makes it fun is that the āloserā just came hard.
On the receiving end during these final rounds, let me just say it is pretty tough out there. There is nothing like doing your best to hold off ājust one more minuteā while your opponent is doing his absolute best to make you bust a nut. But to hear the timer go off and know that you survived to the next round is both a relief and exciting, because now it is your turn to make it hard for him! More than once, the timer has goes off before I could make him cum, and I sit back to catch my breath, and he suddenly just cums! Thatās a great way to win! I usually scoop up his cum and shove it in his mouth
Finally, to the winner goes the prize. What is that prize to the guy who hasnāt cum yet? Easy. You and your JO Bud can decide whatever you want, but for me and Brian, the winner gets to absolutely dominate the throat of the loser. The loser is on his knees and the winner gets to do whatever they want, forcing their cock down the loserās throat and verbally humiliating the loser. The closest I have found to a video that is close to our winner/loser treatment are videos posted by an XH user named "subsucker1". These guys are awesome (you should all follow them), and if they lived close, I would love for me and Brian to challenge them to a competition with these rules! And then post the results here!
Happy jacking!
It started years ago when I would go to his house and we would watch porn together. As we watched, it was pretty natural to just rub your cock through your shorts or baggy sweatpants, but that evolved into each of us having to pull out our cocks to cum in a rag or a cup or whatever. Of course, each of us wanted to hold off from coming as long as possible, because the other person would shame you a little an brag about being able to hold off longer. But when you are openly cumming in front of someone, before long, we just lost the pants entirely from the start, and would just settle into our spots on his couch in his dark basement and lube up for hours-long edging sessions. Seriously, we just jacked off in his basement for 4 and 5 hour sessions.
This became a regular Sunday afternoon experience. I would knock on his door at around 4pm, and we would lubed up and jacking by 4:05. We had very similar taste and loved all of the same kinds of porn. We especially liked ATM, bukkake, and āanything messy.ā In fact, we would each spend the week finding the nastiest porn we could find, and then alternate playing what we found, hoping the other one would cum first.
I canāt remember exactly how it happened, but I think it started when I said something like āOur competition really isnāt fair, because I am so much better at jacking off than you are, so it only makes sense that I will always cum first.ā Brian laughed at first, but I was serious, so he sort of lost his shit, arguing that he was way better than I was. And then our competition really began.
For a month or so, we just jacked each other off at the same time until one of us shot his load and the other was the winner. But it wasnāt as fun as we thought it would be. I guess it comes from years of playing sports, but I was better at stroking his cock in a way that prevented him from having full access to mine. I hate to brag, LOL, but I was undefeated and our sessions were over in about 30 minutes (I guess I really am better, LOL). Sorry Brian, but itās true!
After a few months of trial and error (which was a blast!), we devised the ultimate jerk off competition. I donāt think either one of us has won much more than the other over the years, and itās the perfect way to spend an afternoon. We loosely tracked stats on a whiteboard in his garage, we set and broke all sorts of records, and we totally nerded out over the whole thing. Here are the rules:
1). The person who cums first loses. More on what the winner gets later.
2) We use a timer on our phone to exchange turns. It used to be that we counted the number of strokes each player got, but that got too hard to remember and we kept losing track. The first few rounds are relatively short, about 3 minutes each.
3). Beginning rounds are Hands and Jacking Only. You can use all the lube you want, but we both loved albolene, so that was easy.
4) After about 30 or 45 minutes, we bump the rounds up to 5 minutes each, then 8. There is no set time to do this, but itās like poker. You just know when it is time to up the blinds.
5) You can frot and jack both dicks against each other at any time, but you have to use your head about it. It might make your opponent cum, but it also might make you cum. We joke that you have to āFrot Wisely.ā Remember, it doesnāt matter whose turn it is, because whoever cums first loses.
6) After about 90 minutes, the rounds bump up to 10 minutes, and you are not limited to using your hands. The best blowjobs I have ever given or received are in these 10 minute final rounds. The 10 minute round usually starts pretty slow each time, but when your 10 minute turn is about to end, you ramp it up trying as hard as possible in that last minute or two to get your opponent to shoot that load. Itās pretty hot and feels sort of urgent and desperate, which I love. During the week, I obsess about what porn I want playing that I think will put him over the edge. I think about what tricks I have used in the past that made his cock explode. The room is hot, weāre both sweating. He likes to drool his spit and be sure his sweat drips onto my face while I am working to try to distract me, and I do the same to him. Eventually, one of us succumbs and spurts their cum everywhere. If you win, you can take the loserās load in the mouth, on the face, on the chest, wherever. And what makes it fun is that the āloserā just came hard.
On the receiving end during these final rounds, let me just say it is pretty tough out there. There is nothing like doing your best to hold off ājust one more minuteā while your opponent is doing his absolute best to make you bust a nut. But to hear the timer go off and know that you survived to the next round is both a relief and exciting, because now it is your turn to make it hard for him! More than once, the timer has goes off before I could make him cum, and I sit back to catch my breath, and he suddenly just cums! Thatās a great way to win! I usually scoop up his cum and shove it in his mouth
Finally, to the winner goes the prize. What is that prize to the guy who hasnāt cum yet? Easy. You and your JO Bud can decide whatever you want, but for me and Brian, the winner gets to absolutely dominate the throat of the loser. The loser is on his knees and the winner gets to do whatever they want, forcing their cock down the loserās throat and verbally humiliating the loser. The closest I have found to a video that is close to our winner/loser treatment are videos posted by an XH user named "subsucker1". These guys are awesome (you should all follow them), and if they lived close, I would love for me and Brian to challenge them to a competition with these rules! And then post the results here!
Happy jacking!
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