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My late-ex-spouse once compared me to a very depressed squirrel...

Personal information
I am:
Elwood Sterne-Kallikak, male, not sure
From:
Yerba Buena, California, United States
Seeking:
Nobody
Languages:
English
Education:
High school
Occupation:
Cheese Straightener
Income:
Low
Relationship:
Open
Kids:
Yes, we do not live together
Religion:
Confucian
Smoking:
Regularly
Drinking:
Several times a week
Star sign:
Scorpio
What I look like
Ethnicity:
White
Body type:
Average
Hair length:
Very long
Hair color:
Other
Eye color:
Blue
Height:
165 cm (5 ft 5 in)
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About me

H.L. Mencken on Democracy:

"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner".

"For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong"

"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.."

"As democracy is perfected, the office of the president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heartโ€™s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron".

"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard".

Brace yourselves to get it good and hard, people.
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siegfriedm607 2 days ago
sweet...
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gentle_love
gentle_love 6 days ago
Depressed squirrels have no get-up-and-go, Rod, they spend the day playing with their nuts.ย 
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billyboudoir
billyboudoir 9 days ago
Thanks for the invite.
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Hornygay2020 11 days ago
Wonderful favs, love it so much.
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Grandfist500 15 days ago
to redclay56 : My pleasure hun ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿซฆโค๏ธ. Thank u too ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 15 days ago
to Grandfist500 : You're welcome, thanks for having me!
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Grandfist500 15 days ago
Thanks for the friendship invitation. Absolutely luv ur entire profile. Was wondering if I'd ever get an invite from u - appreciate it stud xoxo ๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿซฆโค๏ธ
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 16 days ago
to lovesit6969 : Thank you!
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lovesit6969 16 days ago
awesome content, nice collection
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newslutcd
newslutcd 20 days ago
nice profile. I like to show for top types, free.
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 1 month ago
to CocknHeels : Like the swallows to Capistrano, or Steve Garvey to his liposuction provider...
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alexanderwilder 1 month ago
Thanks for the add. I have gotten off more times that I can count to your favorites. Surely one of the best on here.ย 
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CocknHeels
CocknHeels 1 month ago
A return to the scene of the crimeโ€ฆ
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 1 month ago
to Tomgirls : What I'm really hot for is an armed revolt.
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Tomgirls
Tomgirls 1 month ago
I see you are hot for some twink cock lately...I want some too!
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mar59co
mar59co 1 month ago
Sunday battle of Pavia
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mar59co
mar59co 1 month ago
Domenica ci sarร  la rievocazione della battaglia di Paviaย 
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 1 month ago
to Softcock33 : I think it's more like 1184: take two leeches and send me a tapestry in the morning. Say, you're not a heretic are you? Got a mind to turn you in to the Deep-Less State...
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Softcock33
Softcock33 1 month ago
It's not 2025, it's 1984. To be brief, what we witness today clouds the physical reality. See NASA Climate Evidence before MAGA castrates it.
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dagworth
dagworth 1 month ago
to redclay56 : Yes some of my friends experienced convent school educations and had some right horror stories. However nuns' outfits on non-nuns is something else.
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 1 month ago
to dagworth : Thanks! I spent my early years under the guidance of the brides of Christ, and...brides of Frankenstein was more like it. Thankfully, my parents took a progressive approach and allowed me to start drinking at an early age. I turned out pretty good...
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dagworth
dagworth 1 month ago
Outstanding collection of favourites and you've even got nuns great!
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Onlooker2022
Onlooker2022 1 month ago
Revolutions have never lightened the burden of tyranny - they have only shifted it to another shoulder.

โ€”George Bernard Shaw, 1903
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silver2claw
silver2claw 1 month ago
to redclay56 : My pleasure ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 1 month ago
to silver2claw : Thanks, nice of you to say so!
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silver2claw
silver2claw 1 month ago
Nice videos and gallery thank you for sharing them ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 1 month ago
to gentle_love : The Four Seasons were fine, butย  I'll take Leonard Cohen'sย  death rattle every day.
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gentle_love
gentle_love 1 month ago
to redclay56 : Rod, you're thinking of 'C'mon Maryanne' from 1967 by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons, (The Jersey Boys.) They are one of my favorite groups, they had a distinctive sound and lots of memorable hit songs.
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Onlooker2022
Onlooker2022 1 month ago
to redclay56 : LOL I was going to say Biden's famous blue raincoat was torn at the shoulder. But then he doesn't even seem to know it's raining.
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 1 month ago
to Onlooker2022 : The building blocks for a catchy pop song there, if So Long Marianne wasn't already taken.
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