IN FLAGRANTE DELICTO NATURALIBUS

In flagrante delicto naturalibus.


This title refers to the time when one of my boy friends and I were almost caught at it by his parents. His parents were life time friends of my father as they were all from the same part of the old town. They also knew me and my siblings. Not only that, it was also potentially embarrassing and troublesome because I was in the same class at school as Ray's brother Mike, so had they actually caught us fucking they would have know my age.

On this particular occasion, I had bumped into Ray in town and he greeted me with a really big smile. I soon found out why he was so pleased to see me when he proceeded to tell me that his parents were going to be out for sometime as they had gone to Chester shopping, and he didn't expect them back until the six o'clock train.

"This would be a great opportunity for an afternoon fuck Joy, you interested?"

Of course I was interested, I was always interested in a fuck and he knew it.

Although Ray now lived in that cottage just a mile or so out of town it wasn't unusual for him to be staying a night or two at his parents especially if there was something on in town. So, without any more ado we made our way to where they lived on a town terrace near the railway station, which meant we didn't have far to go.

With these old terrace houses the front doors open off the street into a lobby with the stairs up to the bedrooms. There was, on the left, a door into the front parlour which also gave access to the main living room. Further along the hall way another door also gave access to the main living room plus the rest of the ground floor rooms.

Needless to say our action started as soon as the front door was closing and he bundled me into the parlour where in our excitement, kissing and fondling, our clothes were very soon strewn all over the place. Then, much to my horror, we became aware of people walking past the window, and we realised that people walking past would be able to clearly see in and would in all probability be able to see what we were doing. How many had already done so? Not wanting to be spotted by any of my parents friends or my relatives I suggested that we should repair to his bedroom. Rapidly gathering our kit we scurried upstairs and were soon back in action.

Time seems irrelevant when your having fun...Then we heard voices...His parents were back...Oh Panic! He quickly got dressed and went down whilst I as silently as I could got dressed...Then real panic... I didn't have my knickers. We had started on the sofa so they must be there somewhere. Oh calamity! What if they spot them?

Ray came back up having told them that he was getting changed to meet me.

I told him about my missing knickers..."They must be behind the sofa Joy, I threw them in that direction...I hope!"

He then, so that there would only be the sound of one person coming down stairs, piggy backed me down the stairs and put me down at the front door. He then opened the door shouting that he was off to meet me only to feign surprise as I rang the door bell. We then went into the sitting room for me to say hello to his parents and hopefully without them realising for him to look for and retrieve my knickers. Which I think we managed without raising their suspicion as I saw them on the floor at the back of the sofa. As they were looking and talking to me Ray quickly put them in his pocket and we made a quick exit.

Once outside we were so relieved at our narrow escape we could hardly walk along for fits of laughter. We decided it would be safer to finish our fuck in a shelter in a park by the river.

Ray then walked me home; the pair of us vowing to be a bit more careful in the future. Tom thought it a huge joke when we told him about it later that evening.