Trick or treating my way
Every Halloween, the little k**s start showing up at my door about 5:00 accompanied by their parents. My subdivision is apparently known as easy pickings, because I will get hundreds of little visitors, and the street will be clogged with minivans and SUVs. This goes on until dark, when the little k**s go home and the older k**s take over. From 7:00 until 8:00 I tend to get the junior high k**s, then after 8:00 even high schoolers. Now the popular costumes among these
pre teen and teen trick or treaters (who tend to be mostly pubescent girls in twos and threes) tend to be the slutty streetwalker look, little princesses of the night giggling as they dress up in miniskirts, raggedy bling or as shambling zombies, occasionally accompanied by pimply boys hoping to cop an occasional feel in the dark.
So this year I did some special shopping for the older k**s. Since it was an unseasonably warm evening for late October, I just wore a tee shirt and shiny gym shorts and an N95 mask…
As the first pair of little l0litas came up and rang my bell, I dropped some candy into their bags, then said “And now a special treat!” and dropped a cheap vibrator into the first hooker wannabe’s bag and a little dildo into her partner’s and got a wide eyed response from the first, followed by a giggle from her friend. The next visitors were two girls with two boys holding their hands, so the girls each got a sex toy and the boys each received a condom which got me a high five!
Apparently the young flirts were texting each other, because I soon had a line of giggling zombies and tramps proudly pushing their bags at me as I dropped inexpensive sex toys into their hands, asking what their characters were. Several were going as Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders so I asked them to do a cheer, which they performed with exaggerated bump and grind routines. I didn’t try to hide my obvious erection tenting my shorts, and clapped at their performance as they thrust their budding tits and smooth asses at me.
It only took about twenty minutes to exhaust $100 worth of tricks, but I got quite a treat from the k**s….
pre teen and teen trick or treaters (who tend to be mostly pubescent girls in twos and threes) tend to be the slutty streetwalker look, little princesses of the night giggling as they dress up in miniskirts, raggedy bling or as shambling zombies, occasionally accompanied by pimply boys hoping to cop an occasional feel in the dark.
So this year I did some special shopping for the older k**s. Since it was an unseasonably warm evening for late October, I just wore a tee shirt and shiny gym shorts and an N95 mask…
As the first pair of little l0litas came up and rang my bell, I dropped some candy into their bags, then said “And now a special treat!” and dropped a cheap vibrator into the first hooker wannabe’s bag and a little dildo into her partner’s and got a wide eyed response from the first, followed by a giggle from her friend. The next visitors were two girls with two boys holding their hands, so the girls each got a sex toy and the boys each received a condom which got me a high five!
Apparently the young flirts were texting each other, because I soon had a line of giggling zombies and tramps proudly pushing their bags at me as I dropped inexpensive sex toys into their hands, asking what their characters were. Several were going as Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders so I asked them to do a cheer, which they performed with exaggerated bump and grind routines. I didn’t try to hide my obvious erection tenting my shorts, and clapped at their performance as they thrust their budding tits and smooth asses at me.
It only took about twenty minutes to exhaust $100 worth of tricks, but I got quite a treat from the k**s….
3 years ago