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thanks for visiting the blog...havent been updating much tho...and i havent been on my wall much but feel free to stop by time to time
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sex quotes

"I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax." (Scott Roeben)

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"I'm a great lover, I'll bet." (Emo Philips)

"Just saying 'no' prevents teenage pregnancy the way 'Have a nice day'cures chronic depression." (Faye Wattleton)

"I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible." (Leslie Nielsen)

"I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me." (Scott Roeben)

"Science is a lot like sex. Sometimes something useful comes of it, but that's not the reason we're doing it." (Richard Feynman)

"Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing." (Phyllis Diller)

"One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other." (Jane Austen)

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nevermind...it came back....weird
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hmm....funny...i updated my profile and blog...and it was fine for about ten mins...and than my channel went back in time....where did they go?
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bored

kinda bored today. so i figure i'll just write about it here. i went over to see my family down at jersey. .... same i guess....kinda stressed about not going to college no more..(no more college girls?) hhaha j/k . but really...jumping into the working word is something im not too happy about. i have this "thing" about authority. i tend to get in people's face and push buttons... whatever. so me and my father had a long talk about me going to wall st. after im done with school.... i dont know if i'd like that...he didnt seem too happy neither...

well...i havent really been the best son..for the past 23 years...but trying to work out our differences... its cool to rebel but not at 23...thats something people need to leave behind at 17 i think.

but still...i tend to get in his face about things too, i suppose.

well...hopefully my new internet project will make enough money to send me to japan for a few months and i dont have to worry about working for a while than. and..i dont have to worry about family for a few months as well...haha.

hm...i just read everything over...and it doesnt really connect...but thats how it is in my head right now so bear with me.... maybe i'll post again when i get bored.
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maybe i should change my avatar picture. im a GUY! and yes im Hot
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