thanks for visiting the blog...havent been updating much tho...and i havent been on my wall much but feel free to stop by time to time

people are retarded

"I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax." (Scott Roeben)
"Anyone who says that gratuitous sex is no substitute for gratuitous obviously hasn't had enough gratuitous sex." (Geoff Spear)
"I love sex. It's free and doesn't require special shoes." (Anonymous)
"Sexual intercourse is kicking death in the ass while singing." (Charles Bukowski)
"Despite a lifetime of service to the cause of sexual liberation, I have never caught venereal disease, which makes me feel rather like an Arctic explorer who has never had frostbite." (Germaine Greer)
"I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it." (Anonymous)
"For me, love is very deep, but sex only has to go a few inches." (Stacy Nelkin)
"Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes." (Marilyn Sokol)
"During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else." (Richard Lewis)
"There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be." (Norman Mailer)
"The only difference between friends and lovers is about four minutes." (Scott Roeben)
"It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean." (Mae West)
"There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that." (Lewis Grizzard)
"For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook." (Quentin Crisp)
"Nothing makes you forget about love like sex." (Staci Beasley)
"I read so many bad things about sex that I had to give up reading." (Anonymous)
"Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them." (Kevin Costner, Tin Cup)
"I'm a great lover, I'll bet." (Emo Philips)
"Just saying 'no' prevents teenage pregnancy the way 'Have a nice day'cures chronic depression." (Faye Wattleton)
"I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible." (Leslie Nielsen)
"I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me." (Scott Roeben)
"Science is a lot like sex. Sometimes something useful comes of it, but that's not the reason we're doing it." (Richard Feynman)
"Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing." (Phyllis Diller)
"One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other." (Jane Austen)
"If sex doesn't scare the cat, you're not doing it right." (Anonymous)
"Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn." (Garrison Keillor)
"Sex always has consequences. When 's mother spread her legs that night, she effectively canceled out the spreading of to twenty million other pairs of legs." (George Carlin)
"I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic and the others give me a stiff neck or lockjaw." (Tallulah Bankhead)

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nevermind...it came back....weird

hmm....funny...i updated my profile and blog...and it was fine for about ten mins...and than my channel went back in time....where did they go?

kinda bored today. so i figure i'll just write about it here. i went over to see my family down at jersey. .... same i guess....kinda stressed about not going to college no more..(no more college girls?) hhaha j/k . but really...jumping into the working word is something im not too happy about. i have this "thing" about authority. i tend to get in people's face and push buttons... whatever. so me and my father had a long talk about me going to wall st. after im done with school.... i dont know if i'd like that...he didnt seem too happy neither...
well...i havent really been the best son..for the past 23 years...but trying to work out our differences... its cool to rebel but not at 23...thats something people need to leave behind at 17 i think.
but still...i tend to get in his face about things too, i suppose.
well...hopefully my new internet project will make enough money to send me to japan for a few months and i dont have to worry about working for a while than. and..i dont have to worry about family for a few months as well...haha.
hm...i just read everything over...and it doesnt really connect...but thats how it is in my head right now so bear with me.... maybe i'll post again when i get bored.

maybe i should change my avatar picture. im a GUY! and yes im Hot

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