About

What am I looking for?

Born white female subs in Chicago.
Who am I?

A general freak with a sense of humour. If you don't like giggling, smiling and the pleasure of laughing, steer clear.
What's my thing?

I could spill untold gallons of electronic ink trying to give you the broad strokes and nuances of what is sexy to me; but it's easier to look at my pictures and captions. I see a pic, it arouses me, I create a caption based on that feeling. A very simple process. Each image adds detail into me, my fantasies and what's gonna happen to you. And your friend.
What kind of woman do I like?

I love a nice ass. Literally. I'm truly Into skinny or proportional girls that like black cock in every hole. As well as tongues, fingers, toes, nose and maybe even my chin.

Legalese and disclaimers:

I HEREBY GIVE MY PERMISSION to the Police, Vladimir Putin, Shang Chi & the Ten Rings, Sknet, Mike Pompeo, the NSA, the FBI, DIA and CIA, the Swiss Guard, the RCMP, the Coast Guard, SEAL TEAM 6 and DELTA FORCE, SAS, ART-15, LA SWAT, MI-5 and 6, RAW, ISI, Bundesnachrichtendienst, the National Gendarme Intervention Group, the KGB and FSB, Australian Signals Directorate, Counter-Intelligence Directorate of Turkey, Servicio de Inteligencia Nacional de Peru, the Priory of Scion, the illuminati, the United Nations, Temple University Rugby Club, Phi Sigma Kappa, the inhabitants of Middle Earth, Starships Enterprise, Discovery, Rocinate, Orville, Agents Mulder and Scully, ALL the Storm Troopers and Darth Vader, the Mad Hatter, S.H.I.E.L.D, The Avengers, The Men in Black, X-Men, Ghost Busters, The Justice League, Gandalf and Dumbledore, Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, The Great Pumpkin, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, The Tooth Fairy, the Thunder Cats, Dr. Who, The Tick, Knight Rider, Pink Panther, He-Man, Skeletor, Gforce, Grendizer, Transformers, Big O, cowboy bebop, Beavis and Butthead, Jay and Silent Bob, Bill and Ted, Starsky and Hutch, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid, Mike and the Mechanics, Cheech & Chong, Neo, Blade, Bond, Jason Bourne, the Transporter, The Hitman, Jackie Chan and Anthony Blinken to view all the amazing and interesting things I publish on the World Wide Web.

I'm aware that my privacy ended the very day that I created a profile on the internet, I know that whatever I post can (and usually does) get shared, tagged, copied, and posted elsewhere because I'm THAT fascinating. If I don't want anyone else to have it, then I don't post it!

DO NOT SHARE. YOU GOTTA COPY AND PASTE