About

Let me be honest, like most everyone here, whether they admit it or not, I'm here because I'm horny and this is a great place to chat, masturbate, look at pictures of gorgeous women, and cum hard! And hopefully help someone else cum, too! ;)

Although I had a lot of fun cumming on webcam and doing tributes in the past, I don't really do that any more. I'd be open to some voice stuff with the right person, though. ;)

It's sad to say that this site has really gone downhill over the last few years. People used to chat and play a lot more, but it seems it's just full of people trying to get you to go to their OnlyFans page or whatever. :(

Things I like:
1. Cute faces. Nice bodies get me stroking, but cute faces get me cumming.

2. Sexy chat. Pictures are nice, but a sexy conversation always gets my cock throbbing and the cum spurting hard.

3. Women masturbating. Mmmmmmm.

4. People masturbating to me. It always makes me cum so hard knowing someone is looking at my pictures or videos. I'd love your comments on them. ;)

Things I find amusing on xHamster:
1. I always laugh when a profile says, "no penis avatars", along with some explanation as to why. Yet their profile picture is a pussy or breasts. I do love those pictures, but it makes me chuckle that they are essentially doing the same thing they spent two paragraphs complaining about.

2. People who have never heard of a light bulb. If you're going through the trouble of taking a picture or making a video, it's nice if it's light enough that we can see it. :)

3. Duck lip poses. There's this thing called smiling. It's 1,000 times more attractive and you don't look like your mouth got caught in a blender.