About

Please note that I have a tendency to leave windows open, logged in to xhamster. As a result, this will show me as being currently online, although I might not actually be actively such.

Happy to accept most friend requests

I don't have a smartphone, so no Kik, Snapchat or the like.

No cam, on Skype or otherwise - sorry. Happy to watch, however.

I'm not very talkative, so I don't really like to chat - it makes me feel awkward and uncomfortable ...

I don't like leaving comments, especially for the sake of it ...

I don't do tributes ...

I don't do phone sex, I find it annoying ...

I'm not a daddy, not in real life and I don't identify as one - it simply doesn't float my boat ...

50-something going on 12, with a bald head, pot-belly and hairy back ...

What do I like? What have you got? I'll pretty much wank to anything ...

Of an age where things, sadly, don't work as well as they once did.

Bi-Pansexual - neither dom nor sub, but definitely more of a bottom than a top. I'm a very oral kinda guy, mostly preferring this to penetrative activities (see previous note), but generally prefer getting my own personal pleasure by hand (preferably someone else's)