THEY'RE GOING HOME!!!!

After years of German dominance and nicking our footy song, it’s so nice to actually get further than them, so here’s a little ditty… “They’re going home They’re going home Germany’s going home Three krauts on the beach hogging the sunbeds They’re going home they’re going home Germany’s going home!!!!!” Sorry Germany but after all the piss taking you've done to us over the years i think you deserve this one!!!… Read more

Posted by twidx 6 years ago

TWELVE DAYS OF PERVIMAS

THE TWELVE DAYS OF PERVIMAS On the first Day of Pervimas my true love gave to me a kiss on the cock On the second Day of Pervimas my true love gave to me two handjobs and a kiss on the cock On the third Day of Pervimas my true love gave to me three flashes of tit, two handjobs and a kiss on the cock On the fourth Day of Pervimas my true love gave to me four gentle strokes, three flashes of tit, two handjobs and a kiss on the cock On the fifth Day of Pervimas my true love gave to me five golden showers, four gentle strokes, three flashes of tit, two handjobs and a k… Read more

Posted by twidx 11 years ago 4

FANTASY FUCKTIME

FANTASY FUCKTIME Chance encounter with a sexy teenage girl,at the bus stop, her wanton and up for anything We go back to my Flat, a humble place but my own, straight to the bedroom after a quick drink, she gets on the bed, i follow, noticing her ass looking so good in her tight leggings. You can fuck me anyway you want, i’m yours to use. Well you came to the right place, you can jerk me blow me then we can fuck all afternoon well hope you got those tight leggings off don't want them to get wet now do we :) great now slip a finger in your wet pussy and taste to… Read more

Posted by twidx 11 years ago 3