tofurkey's profile

Last seen 11 years ago

Porn Lover

4238 days on xHamster

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13 subscribers

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Personal information

I am:

Tofurkery, 40 years old, female, heterosexual

From:

Pie Town, Ohio, United States

Seeking:

Nobody

Languages:

English

Education:

Current college student

Occupation:

analrapist

Income:

Average

Relationship:

Open

Kids:

No, and do not want any

Religion:

Catholic

Smoking:

Occasionally

Drinking:

Several times a week

Webcam:

Yes

What I look like

Ethnicity:

White

Body type:

Athletic

Hair length:

Medium

Hair color:

Brown

Eye color:

Brown

About me

Aggressively Insecure I will force you tell me how pretty I am, and I require external validation and attention.
Career-oriented I have no college degree.
Quirky I have a mind for useless trivia.
Don't message me saying "hey" Without fail, my first message to you will be "hey."
If you want to know more, message me That means message me only if you're attractive.
I Eat Healthy That means I hide my junk food habbit.

Comments

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jkong440 7 years ago

I think i found my soul mate lol
Add me baby girl.

PhilHuruppe 8 years ago

Hey. I'm a real career oriented guy that likes to have some quirky fun and healthy eating. Message me if you want to know more.

theweshoffmann 8 years ago

Add me sweetie

denman70 9 years ago

You are VERY SEXY looking!!

Could you please friend me? Thankyou, young lady.

sweetienicole 10 years ago

hey..add mee

mike0207 11 years ago

A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some g****fruit juice and coffee?"

He declines. “Thanks for asking, but, I'm not hungry right now. "It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."

westv45 11 years ago

You're very sexy! Check my pics and add me if u like what u see!!

mike0207 11 years ago

A little smile for you next time your online

http://xhamster.com/photos/view/2836059-46897885.html

Remember your favorite dutchman,he could use a nice hug from time to time LOL

dan_da_man33 11 years ago

like your sense of humor , nice profile !!

dan_da_man33 11 years ago

i like yer sense of humor girl, nice profile

littlewanker 11 years ago

I still enjoy wanking over your profile after all this time.....thanks!

imornery81 11 years ago

I am healthy....does that mean you would eat me?!?!?!?! Lmao!!! Love the humor!!!!

aniseseeds22 11 years ago

my heart goes .. pidder padder when I see youre online!

secretbox7 11 years ago

inbox please?

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secretbox7 11 years ago

gotcha! at last lol

jumpingjackflash 11 years ago

Mmm. Thai food.

aniseseeds22 11 years ago

OK... where to begin...
Im awkwardly attracted to a cartoon ....
You may be short winded but you get to the point and never hold back on comments
youre naturally attractive.. Miss your old non porn pics... they had me thinking!!
innocent face that masks an 'oh so wrong' mind
its torture when I dont go to this page and see you were on recently and found 10 new bad ass vids for me to skim over....

tofurkey Host 11 years ago

to aniseseeds22 : Please do

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aniseseeds22 11 years ago

get online so I can text you some more external validation

Luketron 11 years ago

Thanks for the add!

mike0207 11 years ago

"I hide my junk food habit"
Have a nice hotdog...just one

http://xhamster.com/photos/view/1499386-36221098.html

Hope this starts your weekend with a smile