TheNine's profile

Last seen 10 years ago

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4788 days on xHamster

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Personal information

I am:

The Nine, male, heterosexual

From:

Netherlands

Seeking:

Female, heterosexual

Languages:

English, German, French, Nederlands

Education:

BA/BS (4 years college)

Occupation:

complicated

Relationship:

Taken

Kids:

No, and do not want any

Smoking:

Regularly

Drinking:

Most days

Star sign:

Taurus

What I look like

Ethnicity:

White

Body type:

Athletic

Hair length:

Short

Hair color:

Black

Eye color:

Blue

Height:

190 cm (6 ft 3 in)

About me

She gave me the queen
She gave me the king
She was wheelin' and dealin'
Just doin' her thing
She was holdin' a pair
But I had to try
Her deuce was wild
But my ace was high
But how was I know
That she'd been dealt with before
Said she never had a full house
But I should have known
From the tattoo on her left leg
And the garter on her right
She'd have the card to bring me down
If she played it right

She's got the Jack

Comments

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lieneke 12 years ago

Kisses handsome and dont work to hard....

lieneke 12 years ago

Smile.....

lieneke 12 years ago

More nights please...smile

lieneke 12 years ago

Kisses gorgeous....

lieneke 12 years ago

Kisses....miss you..

lieneke 12 years ago

I try baby I will try...
Need your help!!

lieneke 12 years ago

No darling I wont put whiskey in my water...smile.
I also do not behave...lol

kiss

lieneke 12 years ago

Kiss and enjoy...

thailock 12 years ago

Great choice! lol

The day fatigue, night we have fun! lol

thailock 12 years ago

Happy 200 Days
or
200 nights? lol

lieneke 12 years ago

I KNEW IT.....
Those 8" are not more than 2 or 3"...
now I know why I have problems with parking the car!!!

hahahahaha...smile...Rofl...lmao

lieneke 12 years ago

I have pms and gps
which means..
Im a bitch
and
I will find you!!

smile

lieneke 12 years ago

7 more days to gooooooo!!!!!
Besides if I win the lottery Ill never come back...lol

lieneke 12 years ago

Absolutly nothing darling...

You have a magnificent ass hahahahahahahahaha.

Ok give me the bottle of Jack lol

lieneke 12 years ago

Good luck!! and Kick some ass!!!

Kiss

lieneke 12 years ago

There are ove 7 trillion nerves in the human body!
Some people are capable of getting on every last damn one of them....

grinz

lieneke 12 years ago

Darling you dont need a bath...you need your medication...smile

lieneke 12 years ago

Quit the bullshit!!!

lieneke 12 years ago

@ Hotlips... I think you mean no cock syndrome.. or I think with my cock instead of my head syndrome....smile

lieneke 12 years ago

Only toiletpaper deals with more assholes then I do on a regular basis....

lieneke 12 years ago

He bitch... Ain't life wonderful....hahaha

lieneke 12 years ago

I know I have to stop worrying, wondering and doubting and have faith that things will work out, maybe not as I planned, but just how it's meant to be....

lieneke 12 years ago

And I know that the sun isn't the only thing that rises up in the morning.. hahahahahaha

lieneke 12 years ago

I agree with hotlips..lol lol lol

lieneke 12 years ago

And for once thats no bullshit hahaha

TheNine Host 12 years ago

you waiting for a pic??
look at a donkey and you get an idea...lol

lieneke 12 years ago

@ Hotlips.. The most legendary one is the absolute talking bullshit skill.
Really really famous one hahahaha lmao..
And h is master fraggle so muuuuccchhh bullshit..lol