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Kama Sutra Guru
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I am:
jon five, 57 years old, male, heterosexual
From:
Fort Lauderdale, Florida, United States
Seeking:
Female, heterosexual
Languages:
English
Education:
High school
Occupation:
guitarist
Income:
Average
Kids:
Yes, we live together
Religion:
Buddhist/Taoist
Smoking:
Regularly
Drinking:
Occasionally
Star sign:
Leo
What I look like
Ethnicity:
White
Body type:
Slim
Hair length:
Short
Hair color:
Black
Eye color:
Brown
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About me

TAKE NOTE,BOYS. Giving is Just As, if Not MORE important than Receiving... ABOUT ME= Bill Hicks said it best... "I love pornograhy. Love it. I have tapes that are pure fuckin' art, I'm telling you. People fucking, sucking...every imaginable position...the finest looking women...fucking, sucking... ...I love it. ...for the record." I am a voyeur of the highest order, wanting to watch the world around me poke and probe itself from one quivering cumshot to the next. One long endless chain of tiny personal eruptions of dopamine and semen. CHUBBY GIRLS-- thick and curvy, with those goddamn big floppin' tolonga-bongas...bounties of earth-mother security and safety... mana from the source, directly to you through the bursting nipples of the collective Mami... I love the underneath shadow of those and all tits... breasts aren't truly breasts yet until thay have some hang to them...gravity, while the bane of most women's self confidence, is the source of all the curves and jiggles that they desire to express, and we lovers of women desire to see, tongue and fondle those jiggly parts... vast expanses of ass, just screaming out for us to paint them with our tongues, one long brushstroke after another, complete coverage with a thin glistening layer of saliva... hips so soft and squeezable that the only thing you CAN do with them is grab 'em while you're burying your cock as deep inside as you are humanly able without injuring yourself or the bearer of said mighty hips... hearty, sturdy, load-bearing and built to be mounted and bored into with loving abandon... stick-to-your-ribs style nourishment... from the "ohgodbabyi'mgonnacum!" milky white ones to the "fuckyeah!ohfuckyeah!" golden bronze tanlined ones(hurrah!) to the "sayit!who'sfuckingpussyisthis?!?" black coffee in bed ones, releasing a burst into these majestic hillocks of puro womanhood is high on a short list of reasons to stay on this planet... BBW YES! SKINNY GIRLS-- spritelike, svelt angular yet rounded at the edges so as not to be jagged... tiny firm snappin' little asses, each cheek palmsized and peachfuzzed, pussies that spread open like blossoming equatorial succulents at the edge of some monsoon engorged riverway, thin petaled and intoxicatingly fragrant, but suprisingly resilient and (dare i say it) stretchable(!), able and willing to be wooed open to truly olympic widths and depths... our primordial first infant's fascination with hide-and-seek is manifested no more freudian a way in adulthood than in the spectacle of a gargantuan cock (and they're ALL gargantuan where skinny girls are concerned) rearing up and then being unceremoniously swallowed whole by the shivering lips of an elven vagina. where did it all go? it must be up to her ribcage! we think as we watch it magicly reappear, pussylips stretching out to hang on to its shaft, and then plunging it again into that mysterious secret enveloping cavern of heat and moisture... tits like dollops of soft serve ice cream, vanilla, hazelnut and double chocolate fudge, each set topped with its own perfect crowning nipplus erectus... tiny little pink pindrop moles or long caramel flapjacks or big brownies with dark cherries on top... all inviting, all alluring, all calling us to suckle and knead them... Face it, folks... we can't fuck with them all, but we can damn sure try to watch them all get fucked, which isn't a bad thing at all... never before in the history of mankind have we all been able to watch each other play with ourselves and each other... to show ourselves naked and exposed to each other , and recieve instant response and encouragment...no matter what you look like or do to yourself or your partner(s), there is a whole ream of like-minded people who are doing the same thing or want to watch the same thing, and they are all waiting to see what you do next. As Are You. We're all ONE BIG PILE OF NIPPLES AND DICKS... lets play with them, shall we? ...oh, and make sure the camera isn't on pause this time, okay?... more later. -jonny5 ........................... Disclaimer: WARNING: Sydney University and all other institutions, including local, state, federal, and international law enforcement agencies using this or any Adult Friend Finder site or its associated sites for projects and investigations. - You do not have permission from me to use any of my profile information, pictures, videos, blogs, or stories in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action. (I suggest the rest of you post this notice).
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toma89999
toma89999 11 months ago
Thks 4 accept me as friend 
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TourneTonFilm
TourneTonFilm 1 year ago
WOW!! Very hot and sexy profile! Amazing content! Congratulation!! 🥇 🌞 ❤💋💋
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Sexover50
Sexover50 1 year ago
Thanks for the favorite 😍 and for adding us 🥰 
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469johnnic 2 years ago
Thanks for accepting.
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469johnnic 2 years ago
Amazing tastes!
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AsianFleshlight
Thank you for the invite :smile: I hope you have fun with our videos. I would love to read what you think about them in the comments: https://xhamster.com/videos/fucking-mei-s-pussy-in-pronebone-position-xhVpfbU
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patbottom
patbottom 3 years ago
Thank you for having me 
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grannyloverr88
grannyloverr88 3 years ago
THANKS FOR THE INVITE. ENJOY MY FAT CONTENT:wink:
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ericatranslady 3 years ago
add me plz
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Negrita79 3 years ago
I love your avatar!!! 
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##deleted_51770581
hi, nice profile
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rightohyeah 4 years ago
thanxxx for the add
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bwilliams01
bwilliams01 4 years ago
nice collection! thanks for the add
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Incefal
Красавица, рад нашей встрече. Приятно
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Incefal
to djangothebastard123 : The oops profi
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Rosebeauty12 4 years ago
Hey
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jorisboris
jorisboris 4 years ago
thanks
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littlestiffie
littlestiffie 4 years ago
sorry, not for me thanks
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Thanks mate.
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yakahiro
yakahiro 4 years ago
よろしくお願いします
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TheFive
TheFive Host 4 years ago
to Countess2 : You, Mami... Are Dangerous.
You need more man than I'll ever be,
And more boy than I've ever left behind.
Something tells me I'd end up sleeping on a dogmat eating out of a bowl.
And pegged. Often.
I'll quote Milli Jackson
"This damn disco'll kill an old bitch like me!"
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Couple_of_Lust
Couple_of_Lust 4 years ago
(。^_・)ノ Hello & ThanXXX !!! (´ε` ) ♡

❤️ We hope you’ll enjoy our pics and vids… ❤️
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celticnadz
celticnadz 4 years ago
I thank you good sir for your invitation.  How could I deny one such as yourself, Kama Sutra Guru?  I could not do such a thing; your invite is gladly accepted.  Welcome to my meager library.
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Countess2
Countess2 5 years ago
Well hello Jon.  You certainly know your favorite flavors.... Any cravings for slender, squirting, anal craving non-teen, classy, intelligent exhibitionists?
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FisgonMorboson
FisgonMorboson 5 years ago
Thank you for add. Appreciated. 
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kelwilliams
kelwilliams 5 years ago
Thank you for add. Appreciated. 
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kelwilliams
kelwilliams 5 years ago
Great content! Excellent vid collection. Please add me. Liking your outlook on life and porn !!
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ima_horney_dude 5 years ago
Thanks for the invite and great videos
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ATL-4-69 5 years ago
Thanks Jon.
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