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**If wanting to meet now message me and I'll send you the postcode as per below, if not able to meet don't message** It's very simple, tell me you can meet , if you do I will send you my postcode and tell you where to park. I will then assess you to see if I feel safe enough to let you in. This is for my safety and is non negotiable so think twice before you think you might want to meet. It's quite simple and if you can't understand it then you aren't for me.

Some other rules:

1, No friend requests, I will not add you and if you are stupid and send a message as well I will block you and tell you to fuck off.

2, no foreigners, we'll never meet so whats the point?

3, Calling me "babe, darling, love" or any such term of false endearment will result in a sarcastic reply or being told to fuck off.

3a, No beards, you look like a twat, nothing like showing your individuality by looking exactly like everyone else.

4, no messages when I'm not online.

5, no pic, no chat

6, if I don't like you I reserve the right to tell you to fuck off.

7 if you like a pic comment on it, don't waste my time messaging me to tell me you like it.

8, if you don't like the rules then feel free to call someone who cares.