About

Lookswise, halfway between Fabio and Dom Deluise..
I'm attracted to mature women near my age within 10-15 years either way. I've really enjoyed older women ever since a Mrs. Robinson type experience in my teens. (see my blog post) Have had several affairs with women in their late 70's. I'd like to meet a lady in my area for FWB.

Please comment on my stories, they are all true except one, only the names have been changed to protect the not so innocent..
2021 update : stories deleted by xH, but I did recover them.

I'll add more later, Ciao, "Stu"

CALABRESE 101 :

Minchia = a fur coat

Testa di cazzo = Beloved husband

Faccia da schiaffi = My beautiful spouse

Vecchia Strega = Mother-in-law

Stronzo = Esteemed Neighbour

Troia = Neighbour's Wife

Stronzino, figlio da puttana = Neighbour's son

Vaffanculo : A popular, often-recommended travel destination
       

THE PERFECT GILF :

Blonde, big tits, firm ass, preferably mute. Owns a bar and a boat.
Send picture of boat ha ha.

WANKER ALERT:

The priests at Catholic school warned us boys that masturbation would make us go BLIND..
Well, it doesn't happen, but it COULD leave you a bit cockeyed........