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SO, A PIRATE WALKED INTO A BAR … A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible." "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine." "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a Cannon ball, but I'm fine now." The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?" The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and Got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I go… Read more

The Hotel Bill A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant 30th birthday by staying overnight in an expensive hotel. When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for £250.00. She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a Nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth £250.00 for just an Overnight stay! I didn't even have breakfast." The clerk told her that £250.00 is the 'standard rate', so she Insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This… Read more