About

The past 28 years, I have been living in a relation where sex was sparse. Following a nasty divorce, I now want to explore what I have been missing for so long (I know I say am only 26, but in my previous life, there was not a lot of sex either so we can add some years from the time prior to reincarnation).

I am
a woman interested in sexual encounters with other women (since finding men in real life is easy for me....);

or a man pretending to be a woman so as to lure real women seeking a bisexual/lesbian fling into sending me their nude pics or to at least bring other men pretending to be women to send me nudes of the women they pretend to be so that they receive nude pics of the (in that case: young, blond, nymphomanic, big-tittied, 24-7 submissive) woman I pretend to be - though, in that case, could we just exchange links folks, that would be easier;

or a real woman seeking other women for sexual encounters but claiming to be a man stating to be a woman so as to allow women stating to be women to relate to the madness they experience in the search for masturbation phantasies fueled by the porn we all come here for and to thus make those other women feel safe

or a real woman seeking other women claiming to be men so as to to be safe from the harrassment of those representatives of the male gender who - oft despite the neglible size of their dicks- need all their blood in their presumably but half-erect phalli leaving little fluid left for their underperfoming brains.

Of course, since I wish to be but a fluid reflection of your own wishes and phantasies, I do not mind if you are - or pose as- a woman in a relation and I am willing to accept your invitation to meet you either alone or together with your partner, in particular given that such meeting will never take place at least in case I should not be the woman I pretend to be but a man pretending to...(see above)

I do not mind to be contacted here by single men communicatively so impaired that all they can write is "hi* (or more precisely and quoting from actual invitations to chat: "Heyy hi" and "Hey Hottie") but I suggest you then at least have the decency to send pics of your dick in order to introduce yourself as the dick you probably are. Die Augen essen ja bekanntlich mit.
I also suggest you google the meaning of "one-way-communication" as such will strictly apply here. ) I would like to add however that a simple "Hi" is much more appreciated than stating "ich will dich geile Sau unbedingt schwängern". I wonder how you would do this should I be a man, though. Also, I consider it somewhat premature to talk about getting married in the very first message you might send. (this did happen, no kidding).

I also apologize for not having a webcam as I live far away from the internet and have but a computer built in the 1980s which was handed down to me by my stepfather (who is frequently spitroasting me when tag-teaming with one of the many step brothers I have who for the record also gangbang me on a regular basis as seems to be the rule here).

Why don't they have "brain fuck" as fetish, btw,?