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We are:
Vin & Cands, male and female couple, heterosexual
From:
Cape Town, South Africa
Seeking:
Male and female couple, heterosexual
Languages:
English
Income:
Multimillionaire
Webcam:
Yes
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About us

Henry David Thoreau said "Simplify, simplify, simplify"

My advice to him would have been " Why not make your point properly by just saying "simplify"? While you consider that I'll be over here saying nothing and fucking".[/b][/i]

I do GUARANTEE if you get in touch because YOU feel a compulsion, it is not going to be boring. But let me include most, the hell with it all, BOTH my fans in a few things that rattle around in my attic :

The brain's our most powerful sex-organ and if you're not using it as such, you're losing out --- I'm not saying burn incense candles and prattle about "it's not the size it's what you do with it" --- Crap : Size counts, particularly

if used skillfully - PARTICULARLY if directed by a brain that's on duty.

Self-awareness is in short-supply which is why folk spend so much time having Bad Sex.

No Sex is better than Bad Sex - Good Sex should be non-negotiable.

Yep, it's reasonably simple to achieve that. Took a LOT of fucking-up (ahem) to learn mind you....but learn I did, learn I do, come teach me more, there are rabbit-burrows galore to explore.

So, please get in touch if:

---You want to.

---You DON'T use endless acronyms or small, yellow cartoons to communicate.

---Have anything, ANYTHING, compelling on your mind that you feel like sharing.

---Are worried what's on your mind is too obscene or too innocuous. You cannot offend me, and I never judge.

Despite my many, many words I am after 2 qualities in others:

Have Courage to be Responsive (in any way that is true to you)

Have Willingness to be Interactive (but at the pace that is comfortable for you)

[/i]

If you are nervous, or insecure / inexperienced or jaded : anything which is holding you back from getting pleasure out of being part of a community such as this site, pull in. I am always interested, have patience and all the

time in the world, and a bunch of experience to share - but you go ahead and talk first with pleasure.

There are many excellent face-value options on XHAMSTER.COM so choose someone eye-catching, don't try and find the needle in the hay stack, you'll just get a lot of little pricks.

But make no mistake, despite me always taking a more thoughtful approach and aiming to evolve - it's about sex and enjoying everything about it ----- None of us are here for a haircut.

Fact is I could write anything and nobody cares so I'm just leaving blank space at the end.....

"Nice to meet you, where you been?

I could show you incredible things

Magic, madness, heaven, sin

Saw you there and I thought

Oh my God, look at that face

You look like my next mistake

Love's a game, wanna play?

'Cause we're young and we're reckless

We'll take this way too far

It'll leave you breathless

Or with a nasty scar

Got a long list of ex-lovers

They'll tell you I'm insane

But I've got a blank space, baby

And I'll write your name"[/i]

- (apologies for the theft Miss Swift)[/b]
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Aylana-Diamond-TS
Aylana-Diamond-TS 6 years ago
Goodbye my love, Prince Vince. You'll always have a part of my heart. You're finally free.Vince, 1975 to 2018. We will meet again somewhere over the rainbow. 
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Aylana-Diamond-TS
Aylana-Diamond-TS 6 years ago
*Strawberry Kisses* ...
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escouple
escouple 7 years ago
Thanks   for the invite. 
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Sabianrundy Host 7 years ago
I did and sent You a sexual pandora's menu of offers more bespoke to stand out from the usual dick vomit pics and "nice tits hot fuck bae lol" comments.
I also added a very detailed reply detail right here not ten minutes ago only to have the window refresh, Lazarus did not pick up the autosave in time, so I am back to a third attempt.  Nope, Loki of xHamster taunt-Vin fame has made his chophead point clear and I won't dance for a badly dressed Nordic Deity of Magic tricks, kak hairdos and Pissing me Off hiding my Booker-Prize worthy comments.
Or something less whiny - perhaps I should re-write this and not hit sen..
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Chris74j 7 years ago
I also have a tumblr account...
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Sandy_K
Sandy_K 7 years ago
thx for invite - ur welcum :wink:

sweet kiss, Sandra
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wilmaann
wilmaann 7 years ago
Great page
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slavinirina
Thanks for inviting dear. Kisses from Irina
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Rolni2 7 years ago
Thanks for the invite. Enjoy my material. Comments and favoriting are appreciated 
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JoyceLynnTV
JoyceLynnTV 7 years ago
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Good evening dear. ♥*•♫.•*♥♥*•♫.•*♥ Thank you for the lovely invitation and of course I'd welcome becoming a friend. If you're interested, you can go to https://joycelynnsphotos.shutterfly.com/ and read my story in JoyceLynn's Awakening, PF_JoyceLynn Story-1.pdf (it has pictures) or to https://joycelynnsadventures.shutterfly.com/ and read my story in JoyceLynn's Awakening, PF_JoyceLynn Story[2].pdf (it also has pictures). Kisses. ♥*•♫.•*♥♥*•♫.•*♥
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Thinbiguy4 7 years ago
Great content
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michellecdcpt
michellecdcpt 7 years ago
thanks for the comments
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hottang69
hottang69 7 years ago
Thanks for inviting. Have fun, keep on cumming, Please enjoy as many of my pictures and videos as you can, all Grandpa vids/pictures are filmed by me of me, feel free to leave comments and mark as Favorite
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cyberpaul 7 years ago
Thanks for add me.
Best wishes Paul
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yukky2017
yukky2017 7 years ago
Thanks for the invite. ❤(´ω`*)
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nadr6666 7 years ago
loved it
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Sabianrundy Host 7 years ago
to porn_virgin :  in case you need a hand while slapping the ears off the lil' General how about one of these glorious dirty birds?  https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/bodies-of-art-7042679
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porn_virgin 7 years ago
thanks for the add and the video now I can wank hard!
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compton_effect 7 years ago
Very punny
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klondike45 7 years ago
luv ur addition ti my comment
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mikeincl 7 years ago
Thank You !
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BBPADZA 7 years ago
Thanks for the add...and comment!
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faggotfuckjoke
Thanks!
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buks0148
buks0148 7 years ago
Welcome my new friend, and thanks for the friendship request. Hope to chat a lot more with you soon. XXX
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coloured_bbw 7 years ago
thanks for the photo comment :wink:
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dockkit 7 years ago
loved it
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JohannKotze
JohannKotze 7 years ago
Thanks for your comment. Heritage day was awesome!
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Sabianrundy Host 7 years ago
to oubeerandlittleone : Actually that remains You my dear and funnily I am busy penning down a head rant I had in traffic yesterday which I've decided may as well appear as a metaphoric tongue in cheek passive agg OH fuck it I'm going to criticise my fellow GVI's again.  Even more funnily I am hosting a very interesting group for a group sexual evolution tonight....I am directing and minding the heads and the activity in beds, had the PERFECT fucking dynamic until my Shy/Bi curious Shana got chilly tootsies an hour ago.  I doubt You would join although You would both be welcome but perhaps You would like to see the invite I extended to Shana's possible replacement to give You the parametres and I would appreciate Your thoughtful questions of probing.  You remain arousing of thought even as a pleasant but now distant spectre.  I miss You, I retain our convos carefully sealed in a Yahoo folder guarded by a Tiger with Menses and tooth pain and keep our space carefully guarded however I also had a tangent I could never have followed were it not for my growth in 2 areas specifically with Angie and that has enabled me to both unlock, protect and encourage a fledgling little in an absurdly awkward adult space to express.  Thank You.
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oubeerandlittleone
oubeerandlittleone 7 years ago
I like to cyber stalk and read your occasional rants. Have you found someone intellectually challenging as of yet? Doubt it but one can always wish the best for you. 
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Sabianrundy Host 7 years ago
to GoddessAtPlay : Thank the Pope You said "exercised' not "exorcised' - but that detail aside You raise a good point; were You to get a haircut how would us silly boys ever be able to beat about the bush? 
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