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DO YOU WANT ME TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU? BECAUSE I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING NOW...I'M FED UP TO THE BACK TEETH OF DISRESPECTFUL AND MORONIC FOOLS NOT ADHERING TO MY PREFERENCES. MY DETAILS ARE AS CLEAR AS AN INVISIBLE WINDOW: NO EMPTY PROFILES. NO DICK AVATARS. NO STRAIGHT MEN SEEKING STRAIGHT WOMEN. NO HAIRY ANYBODY'S UNLESS THE HAIRS ARE ON YOUR HEAD. I'M SICK TO DEATH OF SEEING PICTURES OF DICK AFTER DICK AFTER DICK AFTER DICK AFTER FUCKING BASTARD DICK!! I'M STARTING TO HAVE FUCKING NIGHTMARES ABOUT GIANT HAIRY DICKS CHASING ME THROUGH THE BASTARD WOODS NOW...STOP IT PLEASE!!! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT ELSE I'M SICK OF TOO...BLOKES GOING ONTO CHAT AND ASKING ME WHERE I LIVE, HOW OLD I AM AND WHAT MY NAME IS. MY PLACE OF RESIDENCE, MY AGE AND BOTH OF MY NAMES ARE THE VERY FIRST PARTS OF UNMISSABLE INFORMATION YOU CAN SEE AT THE TOP OF MY PAGE. CAN'T YOU FUCKING READ OR ARE YOU JUST BLIND OR DYSLEXIC? OR MAYBE EVERY ONE OF YOU UGLY HAIRY NEANDERTHALS ONLY HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A DECAYING CORPSE, IN WHICH CASE I CERTAINLY HAVE NO DESIRE TO SHARE ANY ASPECT OF MY LIFE WITH THAT TYPE OF IGNORAMUS, SO KEEP ON DREAMING!!!

Hi, I'm Paula, a young 55 year old bisexual cross dresser and I've only ever been with two cd's. I lasted a whole year with my first one (unbelievably) and from this site no less. My second one was absolutely gorgeous, but she turned up at mine all dressed because she does it full time. We went bowling, clothes shopping and came back to mine. She insisted we watch porn, then I fucked her all over the place. Needless to say, at least I don't feel dirty and used. I probably would have if a woman did it though. Compared to the measly two cd's I've been with, I've been with an enormous amount of women in comparison. I eventually became sick to death of them treating me as though they'd just stepped on me in a damp field and then discarded their new boots in the nearest skip to make way for another pair in the bottom of the already crowded wardrobe. Now I seek pleasure elsewhere hopefully with a nice pretty sexy cross dresser instead of a big fat or muscle-bound hairy heterosexual bloke who resembles an escapee from HMP Parkhurst. I wish you lot would stop contacting me.

Furthermore, please stop sending me friend requests with a cock as an avatar. I have enough of those with which to construct a Doctor Who monster from the 70's and it's getting boring now...you've seen one, you've seen them all, big or small. Honestly, sometimes I feel like amputating my own head with a rusty saw. Does anyone want a couple of pickled blue eyeballs?

Once upon a long time ago a beautiful woman asked me what part of the female anatomy I found the most sexy, and what turns me on. Guess what body part it was? I'll give you a little clue here. None of the answers were tit's, ass, legs, feet, lips or even eyes. GUESS IT IF YOU CAN. Actually the correct applicant will get the most gorgeous and sensual kiss from yours truly. PM me with your answers, but keep in mind the closing date is 69th April 2069 XxXxX

I won't accept a friend request if you don't have a profile pic of yourself or if you have no personal content anywhere on your profile whatsoever, and that includes favourites unless I'm in there somewhere. After all, I've made an effort to evoke curiosity and admiration, so why can't you? I've also made the mistake of adding invisible people numerous times in the past, and all I can say is: If you're too lazy and don't have the balls to take a few photos of yourself or upload your own videos, then you're either abominably obese and even more uglier than a Baboon's arsehole or you're some kind of troll (newbie's who have an explanation as to why they have no current content in their profile description are acceptable) but I suggest you wannabe nondescript's aforementioned close your account because you have no place on a site like this.

A brief footnote: I won't video chat with anybody because in my past experience I found it to be far too much hassle, so please don't ask.

I look forward to hearing from you xxx

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