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It never ceases to amaze me why people feel the need to use other people's pictures for their profiles and claim that they are theirs!!! Over our years of swinging, this has happened numerous times to us. I thought a humorous and polite way of dealing with this was to post a picture of myself on our profile page, with a stratigically placed copy of The Complete Works of Oscar Wilde, reminding people that in the words of the great man... "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness". It certainly made me laugh! A polite reminder to those sad people out th… Read more

I have lost count of all the outfits that I have surprised Andy with! This is one of my favourites! * Andy is a self employed builder. He was looking for a new labourer, so I thought I would apply for the job! His face was a picture when he walked through the door...."What the fuck"...were his exact words! "Im apply for the job I said, and I am ready, willing and very very able"!!!...My attire consisted of hard hat, builders belt, hammer amongest assorted other tools!!!!!!....Oh and of course, killer heels, stockings and a basque!!!! Needless to say it achived the desired reaction!!!… Read more

I Love to surprise Andy and have new adventures and being rather mishevious I put into action my latest hair brain scheme!!!...A trip to a local brothel!!! Whilst he waited in the car, I nipped in and chatted with The Madam ( if that's how one refers to her!) She was highly amused and entertained by my request, to pay for Andy to spend an hour with one of her girls whilst I watched!!!...got the impression that might have been a first for her and her girls! A very pleasant hour was so spent, more so for Andy then me I might add, but we both loved every moment and would highly recommend a visi… Read more