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What is the definition of "making love"? Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.… Read more

How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? Call her on your cell phone and let her listen to you fucking her mom.… Read more

Why don't women's guts fall out of their cunts? Because of the vacuum in their heads.… Read more

Why do women need to be slightly smarter than cows? So they won't shit on the floor when you pull on their tits.… Read more

What does a woman have in common with a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? When you’re done with the thighs and breasts, you've got a greasy box to stick your bone in.… Read more

What does a woman put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles.… Read more

How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? She has to chew before she can swallow.… Read more

Why do women have foreheads when they don't have brains? So we have a place to kiss them after they suck our cocks.… Read more

What do fat chicks do in the summer? Stink.… Read more

Why do women have legs? 1: So they don't get suction-cupped to their seats. 2: So they can walk between the bedroom and the kitchen. 3: So they don't leave snail trails.… Read more

What is red and has 7 tiny little dents in it? Snow White’s cherry.… Read more

How is a woman like a computer? You don't really appreciate them until they go down on you.… Read more

What is a woman? A life support system for a vagina.… Read more

How are women like bowling balls? You finger them and throw 'em in the gutter, and they keep coming back for more.… Read more

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? She starts with "A man once told me..."… Read more

Why were shopping carts invented? To teach women to walk on their hind legs.… Read more

What are the three reasons anal sex is better? It's warmer, it's tighter and it's more degrading to women.… Read more

How can you tell if a woman is a dumb ass ugly bitch? They all are.… Read more

Why is it so hard for women to take a piss in the morning? Ever try to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich?… Read more

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, let the bitch do the dishes in the dark.… Read more