About

I am better than you, and that"s all there is to it. I don"t care what argument you give, how many valid points you make...you"re still wrong. I am smarter than everyone, wittier than everyone, funnier than everyone, better looking than everyone so all of you can suck it. There are not enough words to describe my awesomeness. Sometimes my friends come up to me and ask, "So how are you so awesome and how can I be more like you?" Hell, a lot of my friends ask me for my autograph just about everyday although I"ve signed practically every possession of theirs. I can beat anyone at anything and if they prove me wrong then I"ll just kick the shit out of them.

Turn Ons
Skinheads, storms, Fat, hairy guys, cowboys, skinny jeans, truckers, intelligence,�dark hair and eyes, tall guys, giving head, biting, nibbling, being bitten, being nibbled on, blood, pain, geeky guys, soccer, bikers, punk guys, goth guys, guys that "don"t lable themselves", guys that have a sense of humor, and big cocks.� I guess some of my turn ons are a little unorthodox.

Turn Offs
idiocy, narcissism, materialism, and narrow-mindedness.

I'm not on here for cam sex. There are plenty of live cams and videos on here for me to watch if I want to get off. If you want to message me to talk, that's fine. I love meeting new people, but otherwise don't message me.