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Personal information
I am:
Kelly H., 35 years old, female, heterosexual
From:
Connecticut, United States
Languages:
English
Education:
Current college student
Occupation:
student/professional writer
Income:
Low
Religion:
Agnostic
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Star sign:
Leo
What I look like
Ethnicity:
White
Body type:
Slim
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About me

Update 10/21/12...
Guys...this is an internet strip club...There are 4 types of women here.
1) There are the ones that are here for your money...
2) The ones that are here with their man as a couple...
3) The lesbians and bisexual girls that are hoping to keep their secret from their friends and family
4) And the ones that are too ugly or fat to just get laid when they want to.

I mean no offense to anyone but that's the truth. If an attractive girl wants to get laid from a random guy she doesn't know, this would be the most difficult way to do it...It would be like ordering milk online and having it shipped to your house when you can just go to the corner store and get it...whenever you want. Xhamster.com is depending on you guys being to horny to recognize this. Fact is that this place is just designed to get your money, and hidden under the ruse of it being free. Sure it's free to come in but the girls are here for your money. When you buy tokens you pay about 10 cents a token and when we cash them in we get 5 cents a token. That's xhamster.com's business plan, and all of the content is designed to facilitate that process...So, please have some self respect and don't make me or the other girls spell this out for you. I know this is going to bruise a lot of egos, and I'll get a lot of hate mail. But you're welcome for sparing you any grief...Stopping being cheap and buy tokens...instead of putting your dick in your avatar, try putting a picture of tokens, cuz that's what we want to see

Update 10/20/12...
WOW, I can't believe the response I've gotten...Glad to see there are so many people that are open to my ideas. I really have enjoyed servicing the guys and girls that I have...Lot of really hot, sexy and cool people out there...

Update 10/14/12
We forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone. One of the things I've noticed is that everyone here is looking for constant and instant gratification. We are saturating our brains with one naked body after another. What I have to offer will not do it for most of you. Most of you want to look at a girl on camera or at her pictures while you masturbate, and I'm not judging that. For those of you that find that night after night looking at naked girls pictures or watching cam shows is starting to lose it's luster, you might want to consider another form of stimulation.

Obviously nothing compares to living out your fantasies with the person of your dreams, feeling their touch, hearing their moans, tasting their flesh, smelling their sweat, seeing their beauty. But lets face it, if that's what we all had, why would we be here. We've simulated this by satisfying a sense or two at a time. By looking at pictures, watching and hearing a cam show or talking dirty on the phone. These things are simply ways of stimulating our brain and forcing it to imagine the pleasures we seek. The reason we all enjoy sex is because when we become aroused or we find sexual gratification a gland in our brain releases various endorphins that tell the brain that you are enjoying whatever it is that is stimulating you. The same as taking opiates, such as heroine. Also just like taking heroine, our brains build up an immunity to both the endorphins being released, and whatever it is you are doing to stimulate your brain.

There isn't much you can do about your brains immunity to the endorphins. But you can alter how you stimulate it. Why don't you look at the same porn night after night? Because you get sick of it, it stops causing the endorphins to be released. So, we search for new material or new forms of stimulation. Just as looking at the same set of pictures every time you masturbate would get old, the act of looking at pictures would get old. So we needed a new medium. Then came the cam girl. It's interactive, different all the time, you can see her, hear her. But I found that that gets old too. Unless you want to pay for a private show you find yourself in a room with a bunch of other people all typing requests to a girl, and hoping she will read yous. Never mind that no matter what, it's just another medium that IS going to get old.

So, this brings me to what I do, writing...Again, this is only for a select few of you. You would be the ones that would rather read the book than see the movie, doesn't mean the movie sucks, just that the book is always mind blowing in comparison. What makes the book better? A few things, actually. For one, they are usually longer, both in the time that it takes to read them, making you have a stronger connection to the story, and in the content of the story. Even incredibly long movies like "The lord of the Rings" trilogy, don't cover a third of the content that the books do. Secondly, and most importantly, they interact with your brain in a different way. When you read about something you aren't actually receiving the stimulation that you are reading about. If you read about an apple pie, so long as the author is thorough in his or her description you will be experiencing the pie with all of your senses, as apposed to looking at a picture of the pie, or seeing a video of it. When you read about something, your brain recreates it based on previous actual events. For those of you that read a lot you know this to be true.

What I am working on is perfecting the art of literary prostitution. The same as you pay a stripper you dance around on your lap, or a cam girl to do things in front of her camera, you can buy books or articles that tell arousing stories. This is already out there and available but most of us don't bother, we go straight for the porn. Well, when you grow tired of the porn, and the hours sitting in front of the cam girl. When you are having trouble finding that something that will stimulate you the way you were stimulated yesterday, try reading a sexy short story, or a sexy novel that will have your attention for days. I think you'll find that it's way hotter than having the simulated sensations forced on us. When the author describes a beautiful girl you will receive all the details but ultimately it will be YOUR beautiful girl, that your brain will assemble uniquely for you. That same principle applies across the board. The real reason that reading a book is always better than the movie, is because you get NONE of the senses directly stimulated, and your brain is forced to imagine all of them...Don't take my word for it, please read someones sexy short stories from on here, there are a ton of good ones. But as I said this isn't for everyone. If you do enjoy it, if you do recognize the things I'm telling you, then I invite you to join me for the next step in that, customized stories, made just for you. With that, the possibilities are endless.

Thanks for reading this if you do, feel free to message me about it if you have any questions...Okay, get back to jerking off, sorry I interrupted you :P

XOXO
Kelly
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ericatranslady 4 years ago
add me plz
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hotsara22
hotsara22 8 years ago
mmm you take my breath away want you sara
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Lookingforkink 8 years ago
Finally a Lady that says it like it is. I love your profile. That fact that you understand that we need to be reminded that the brain is the largest erogenous zone is great. I can admit that the 50 shades of Grey series was the first erotic novels I read and I am now hooked. It was not just the story but the way they were written with sensuality instead of just outright vulgar that I like. It also gave me an insight into the way a Lady thinks instead of a man. I would love to see what your mind comes up with.
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partyshank
partyshank 10 years ago
You are pretty cute :smile: whatever you are doing don't stop
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john517
john517 10 years ago
Hi..Friends?
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bicurCT91 10 years ago
very nice profile. i like your updates
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footlove420 10 years ago
to jefforfun : coming from a guy with no profile pic bahahahaha
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jefforfun 11 years ago
Hottie but not THAT hot....
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jefforfun 11 years ago
Yes WE jerk off - you Jill..... You are WHY we just use that cunny princess...... DON'T get full of self............show or get off the pot little girl....... if want to write - Penthouse Forum...... now go let Daddy abuse....
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serenityjames 11 years ago
LOVE the profile - and anytime you wich something better and greener than tokens- I would love a fun filled weekend with u and some of your friends- I love to meet new same minded friends and always seek a local talented tour guide oe assistant for my work when i am on the road- u r cute and seem to need the same things i offer LOL- kisses to you and so you know- i am attractive and i do meet a very few worthy men here key being few that are worthy.. but i do have some special fun and real friends from hamster that are dear to my heart and my special places- again LOVE the profile and the photos- specially the wet ones
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1brbkrdr
1brbkrdr 11 years ago
You hit the nail on the head...Thanks for sharing your stories and pics,but above all,thanks for sharing your mind...
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Scotsman99
Scotsman99 12 years ago
Youre very accurate. But some guys like me know this so I'm here to post fantasies about my hot 25yo stepdaughter, look all different kinds of porn and I don't pay a penny for it.
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Georgie2Horny4U
Georgie2Horny4U 12 years ago
just passing through showing some love, muahh ;*
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qjblack
qjblack 12 years ago
so sad about the last update cause it's true which is why I no longer take most people here seriously anymore.
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BigJax
BigJax 12 years ago
Wait so.. I pay you and you write me en erotic story?
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layne16
layne16 12 years ago
Great stories. Would love to read more, hope you had a great holiday weekend.
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christinawatts
>:)~
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xfun3
xfun3 12 years ago
Well written kelly, however...
i believe you should add a 5th category to your "types" of women list.
one for women like you...
those are the only ones i personally pay attention to.
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lov2licker
lov2licker 12 years ago
Woud lov to see some halloween pics for 2012 :wink:
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playaway73
playaway73 12 years ago
Thanks Kelly! I see you're into writing. I have couple of stories posted, take a peek at my page, let me know what you think? Cheers for the invite, sweetpea!
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jerrybooch 12 years ago
SLUT BITCH
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christinawatts
Thanks. I think I need to take a road trip :smile:
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waywardviking69
waywardviking69 12 years ago
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You are an exceptionally sexy woman. We'd love to chat with you sometime soon.
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FreakyDee59
White girls smh
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jefforfun 12 years ago
You guys are falling for/stupid/desperate... IF he was all those things - why did fall for in 1st place.... ? This is just college girls try to sucker you in.....
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sculpted4u
sculpted4u 12 years ago
You're beautiful!
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trybidick 12 years ago
hi sexy kelly, love the pussy piercing, wish i was 9inches for you, would enjoy fullfilling your revenge plot...:), love to see pix of you and becca barefoot together... add me as friends, chat,party,etc sometime...
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arnaudetco
Hello,

I think you're beautiful in your profile picture! My man turns video tribute and I want him shooting a video with your picture! Would you agree?
Kiss
Estelle
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midnghtrider 12 years ago
What f'n idiot would cheat on you? He gets what he deserves. Hot pics! I'm sure I speak for others when I say I hope you post the video on here after you've done it.
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sweetguynine
sweetguynine 12 years ago
Cant wait to see how this shit turns out lol
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