About

Hello my fellow X-Hamsters, Porn Addicts, Perverts, Dirty Women, and Mutants!

I am a lover of Bacon (who doesn't like Bacon, Eh?), Cheese, Olives and the wonderful world of Porn...

I'm into Big Tits (preferably the one's that are as big as a Volkswagen Beetle), Round Asses, Lingerie, Women in Leather & Latex, Body Cumshots, Tit Cumshots, Ass Cumshots, Crazy High Heels and of course Hockey!

I'm Canadian, and therefore, Bound by our to mention Hockey and Bacon, Igloos, Polar Bears, B.C. Pot and Magic Mushrooms, Living in the Wild, the Maple Leaf Flag, and of course the Beaver!

...no wonder I'm a Porn Addict, I live in a Country who's National Symbol is a Beaver...Hey, Nice Beaver!

I am a self-proclaimed Porn Addict who seeks out Porn to relieve Stress, Relax, and Spank my Frank until I spill my DNA all over the place.

A few things about my profile - You will notice "Little Income" that's because I call in to work "sick", at least 8 times a week, because I want to stay home and Jerk it...Watching Porn and Masturbating is so much better than working!

I Smoke, Drink and love Drugs...Drugs have been a part of my life since I was a kid and they enhance, not ruin, all of the Pleasures Life has to offer.

I embrace my Porn Addiction, it Embraces me (and my Cock), and I give thanks to the Magical World of the InterWebs that I no longer have to stand in front of a Magazine Rack at a Shitty Convenience Store to buy a Shitty Penthouse Magazine.

I must now go Jerk Off, or Polish My Rocket, Choke the Chicken, Paint the Pickle, Pound my Flounder, Whip My Willy, Jerkin' the Gherkin...