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So we still can't post pics, alright fair. Still haven't got the chatrooms back. Still loads of fakes and flakes. Such a shame, remembering what this site used to be. Hows everyone doing, anyway? We all well?… Read more

Haven't been active on here for ages. Hope everyone is doing okay. Shame that direction this place seems to have gone. Stay well, all.… Read more

I get it. She's left you and you feel shit about it. She's off having the time of her life and you're left sadly wanking with your tears. Must be awful. But posting her nudes/facebook/drivers licence? Have a bit of self respect?… Read more

So I've convinced (didn't take much) a friend to sign up on here, and I'm quite excited for her to post some pics and such and for us to chat here. Shame she doesn't live anywhere near, but I'm sure we can sort something where we play together or at least write about it. Watch this space.… Read more

Yeah it's shit but it's worked for New Zealand.... Been off here for a bit, but back around now, what's new? Hoping everyone is staying safe and well, and hoping everyone is enjoying playing with themselves! Stay sexy!… Read more

Hey, how is everyone? Horny as fuck I hope! Chucked a few new pics on, thinking about another video. What's new with you?… Read more

It's all very well looking for someone who's into the same porn, to share videos or whatever, but what else does everyone like? I play guitar, paint miniature figures and fish occasionally. How about YOU?… Read more

Well, I've been here ten years, seen people come and go and generally quite enjoyed myself. Done a bit of cleaning up on the profile and friends list. Looking forward to meeting new people, chatting to the ones I already have and wanking. Always lots of wanking. Have a great day, all!… Read more

So I recently stayed in a budget hotel with communal facilities. Now I've no problem with this, it was cheap enough. Anyway. So I go for a shower only to find myself alone in there. Well I decided, as you do, to have a good wank, so I soaped up and got going. Standing in the middle of the shower, I had plenty of room to move about, pumping my hard cock. When I came, it went everywhere, a great load, and I must have moaned although I don't recall. I made sure everything was rinsed, dried off and left. It was only the next day that I realised they were the women's showers!… Read more

Chaps, what toys do you have/want? I'm not so much into the bum fun, but I have a little bullet from Anne Summers that is just perfect on the cock head and frenulum (banjo string). I started by using an electric toothbrush (spare head, don't worry) on my cock, and wow! Hands free cum in about a minute and a half! So I upgraded, and this little bullet has a fine point, smooth surface and, most importantly, variable vibration patterns! Slow, fast, slow-slow-fast and others. Fun! I'll post a video soon with the results of a rather nice session with it! What toys do you guys (and girls) hav… Read more

Well, a guy contacted me today and asked if I would do a voice recording. He wants me to imagine a scenario where his wife comes round or where she and I meet somewhere. I must admit I find the idea quite hot, and am thinking of a couple of scenarios but can't help thinking they're a little cliche - I don't want to go down the route of old porn movies where the plumber comes to fix a leaky pipe or whatever. I thought perhaps she got a letter addressed to me delivered to her house by mistake; Possibly she's lost her purse on a walk and I help her find it; Maybe she's in the garden and I star… Read more

Is everyone? Still not sure I like the new layout here. Or my phone doesn't like it. I've been asked a few questions this week past, so... Where's the weirdest place you've wanked? Allotment greenhouse, a bridge at half three in the morning, and my mates mums bedroom. What celebs you into? Not too many, used to like pip Forrester when i was younger, Ryan Reynolds is hot. Ever been to a swingers club? No and don't think I'll ever have the chance. Hope you're all doing okay. Catch you later!… Read more

Well. It's halfway almost through 2018. We've had a royal wedding, a rather nice sunny spell and I've just learned that a female friend is sex mad and into swinging. Lovely. I'm using the new xhamster layout. Horrid on mobile but early days. What do we think folks? My neighbour is looking better and better, especially with the sun out :) What is everyone up to? Currently trying to find some lovely people who can hold conversations, with a few fun times thrown in too. Have a good summer, all!… Read more

Been a while since I updated this! Discovered (via Reddit.com) a great little chatroom site! Having LOADS of fun there! Made some cool new mates on here, a few that are going through some hard times, and I wish them well. At present, loving voyeur videos and (some of) the British selection. Hope everyone is doing good!… Read more

I wonder if any of my mates are on here, and if I spotted any should I mention it?… Read more

My female friend is a prostitute. She has a male client that has asked her to have a guy join them. He wanted to suck cock, and watch her suck cock. Well, of course she asked if I fancied it. The story of this will follow soon...… Read more

Hi all. Been getting into mutual masturbation porn recently. There's some good stuff out there! Any suggestions? Also looking for suggestions for BBW amateur stuff!… Read more

So, it's been a while since I've been on here. Well, what's new? I have a local porn star comes into where I work, that's something! I've been having the best dreams about a girl I work with lately, that's good too. The weather is improving somewhat - nearly time for some late evening walks to find some dogging spots! Hope everyone is well!… Read more

It seems to me that us chaps are more limited than you ladies in the photos and videos we can put on here. Any ideas would be great, as surely no-one wants to see yet another cumshot wanking video? Do they?… Read more

Well. I've been a member of fabswingers.com for a bit. Not had any meets or anything, just to exchange messages and the like. Would you credit it, one of La Chambre's regular couples comes into my work. My word, if she lost a little of the makeup, she'd be well worth it!… Read more