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This could be your lucky day. Elderly over sexed old bastard on offer. Mid 50's, massive libido, long service history, one female owner who hasn't used him for years. Ugly as fuck, but you can pretend he's someone else. Good personality, slightly worn knees, very experienced and talented tongue, big bollocks, produces lots of talk and torque, has own teeth and enjoys phone sex. Open to offers. Literally anything. Free inspection any time. I have the body of an 18 year old. I keep it in a chest freezer.

Not been on here for a long time, but back now and hoping to chat with someone, and have a lot of fun, and who knows meet up and have even MORE fun. Age and looks utterly unimportant, personality and intelligence are everything. I do love big curvy women, I love Gothic women, I love submissive women. If you can gush or squirt, even better.

The most wonderful person on here is Irish Wife Needs BBC. We have a lot of fun. And gushingslave was particularly wonderful, but sadly she blocked me. Shame.