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ME: Friendly, laid back, adventurous, horny, experimental, and charismatic 54yo beefy, well built, div white guy. 6', 247lbs, blond buzz cut, full soft beard, blue eyes, moderately hairy body. My own labels are tough to nail down; ever influx as it is among heteroflexible, bisexual, pansexual, oriented to "service to/for the brotherhood," &/or sometimes flatout "straight except for an innate pull to Black men, and Hisp/Latino & Arabic/Middle-Eastern men.

I enjoy women who are feminine/'ladylike', with the natural curves a women should have; MILF's or stately older ladies who know their business, take care of themselves & their bodies, are a big turn on for me. For the men, I gravitate towards alpha males (real ones that don't feel the need to say or prove it), natural very masculine.. men that look, sound, & smell like men. Especially burly, rugged, working men; & especially those men at the end of a long, hard, hot/humid work day... (ex. my jackhammer road crew bros - that most manly of all manly smells is quite powerfully & pheromonally grabbing to me & my bionic olfactory which was seemingly (mis)programmed with some PRIMAL MALE BONDING setting that might have been much more appropriate towards Spartan Warriors from their worshipful eager sons. (hence my 'ass sniffing' tag above). LOL|

I'm looking for:
1. couples (M/F, but wouldn't MAYBE rule out M/M depending on vibe and situation);
2. Playmates, or as I call them, "Bubba's with Benefits" - i.e. men (straightish, heteroflexible, situational - i.e. want to make discreet, non-reciprocal use of my legend-fueling talents in the salad tossing arena &/OR my unrivaled HJ/cock-milking skills &/OR fleshlight-like throat for some serious facefucking -maybe with a ball-bursting BUKAKKE finale?) & women - but no women who go by 'Bubba' please.
3. A good buddy with whom to hang out, whether that includes sex/service of some sort, or just as a good wingman. I respect buds' differences/boundaries, even if they sometimes are in need to ignore such boundaries for their own situational relief needs...whatever. Like I said, I'm not judgemental; rather open-minded & helpful-minded for the brotherhood.

I love eating pussy and I got mad skills. ...Gifted with a fat, German brat-wurst of a cock - which BTW TBH abandons post if I'm tasked with sticking him in a guy's ass. Programmed catcher mode for sure. No issues with the ladies though. Also I have a big, hairy muscle ass that plenty of women, men, & couples like to rim, torture, or even use as a dart board or canasta table; the possibilities are endless! LOL I enjoy having my booty played with,rubbed, massaged, spanked/smacked, pegged, fucked, bred, DP'd, pissed in, fisted, slammed, .... used as a shelter for Pygmy families?, Et al. Service needs/sexual proclivities/tastes don't always have to be mutual. Pleasing/servicing/pleasuring others, is hugely pleasurable to me, even when those things can't be reciprocated. And even if they could be, well then that might change MY input or inspiration on what I can perform.

There's always different ways a man & woman OR two otherwise straight-laced guys can help each-other out, right? I'm very open to kinks/tastes/fetishes/fantasies/etc. EXCEPT: I'm NOT INTO crossdressing/ers. Otherwise, I thrive on others' sexual energies.

A couple of my favorite scenes with couples, other than just hanging nude & non-sexually getting to know each-other:
1) eating out a sweet pussy while dude is fucking me in my tank-built muscle ass.
2) she rides my dick while he sits/squats his big muscle ass on my face &/OR face-fucks me hard.

My favorite couple was also the first couple I played with (after having first been a peeping tom, not as stealthy as I thought, creeping at their windows)... An extremely HOT, sexy, good-looking, & with such mind-boggling (young teen boy's mind at least) height/size disparity... a very sexy interracial couple some time back. Boobs, bulges, & bubble butts oh my! Big hulking black meathead dude & his beautiful, busty, petite blonde wife. His Michael Duncan Clark-esque size, formidably & beautifully amassed physique, & rugged handsome face, MATCHED well (if also over-generous on God's part for godssake) with his... rather prodigiously proportioned equipment....in other words: one mighty cudgel-like, girth-tastic, hefty slab of super premo fuckmeat & alas my favorite body part on him... that massive, obsidian, previously -unfathomable in shear size & roundness & thickness... muscle ass. Even as big as i was - my HS teammates were calling me the BULLMOOSE that's how big I was! - his bootiful bounty of bubbled buttocks alone eclipsed me. Hell, he didn't even have to use the sleeper hold on me, or those massive meatpaws around my throat, all those times he still did to take me out, Just squatting/planting that randy, ripe, rump-roasted stank tank on my mug was an express lane to lights out. I wander how many brain cells were lost, or for that matter how many face-fucked concussions I regretLESSLY experienced all those times, waking up with her big tits on my face.... how many dates with babes i went on not caring that my face smelled like a black bull's butt.

Boy, did I digress or what?! Is it any wonder I wrote erotica for a while?! for various demos, including for chicks! Too bad it didn't pay too well back then. Cuz that shit was GOOD. THIS could be part of "A Boy's Digression into the Degrading & Depraved." Eat your heart out "50 Shades of Grey" & "Rochelle Rochelle"!