IamAnonyMoose's profile

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Personal information

I am:

Anony Moose, male, heterosexual

From:

Nuevo Jork, Earth

Seeking:

Female, heterosexual

Website:

http://www.cabl.com

Education:

Current grad school student

Occupation:

Tallykeeper {former tallywacker promoted from within} there will be no tally-ban so long as we am AnonyMoose!

Income:

Low

Relationship:

Open

Kids:

No, and do not want any

Religion:

Atheist

What I look like

Ethnicity:

Mixed

Body type:

Stocky

Hair length:

Receding

Hair color:

Other

Eye color:

Black

Height:

185 cm (6 ft 1 in)

About me

Star sign: falling rocks

Smoking: crack & ice

Drinking: Only alcohol, avoid water the fish pee in it

Drugs: Whatchya got?

Income: A sheckel here, a drachma there.

: I'm described as "mostly harmless."

Comments

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IamAnonyMoose Host 4 months ago

to cumhereoften : I am AnonyMooooooooose!

We am faring well my fine fiend!

We hope y'all is swell as well, dood!

We did have a heart attack 2024-08-18!

We now feel better'n I have since 2019 or so!

We don't get on here as much as I used to, dagnabbit!

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cumhereoften 5 months ago

How fares the mighty moose?

IamAnonyMoose Host 1 year ago

We am AnonyMoooooooooooose!

We implore emphatically stop Farcega{sp?}!

You can get an infection on your perineum AKA your taint!!

cumhereoften 2 years ago

It must be Springtime in the Rockies, the Moose bellows!

IamAnonyMoose Host 2 years ago

to FAUNFOREST : We are AnonyMoooooooose!

We unfortunately cannot see your content!

Woe be to we, who are thusly handicapped from you!

May you have the best weekend possible, while lacking us!

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Thanks you

IamAnonyMoose Host 2 years ago

to wildwillum : We am Anonoymooooooooooooose!

Wasn't there, did nothang. Prove it!

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wildwillum 5 years ago

to Scuzz_Twittly : What did Moose donow?

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No idea what that means?

_BustinBrown_ 5 years ago

HEY POOF

IamAnonyMoose Host 5 years ago

to _BustinBrown_ : We are AnonyMooooose!

Yes, we poofed fer a spell!

We would view your stuff, friend us!

Or don't, more is the pity, don't be a fool!

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_BustinBrown_ 6 years ago

WUR U BEN U FUCKIN POOF

MirandaIsRight 6 years ago

Thanks for your kind comments

Mistress_Dyvynl 8 years ago

She's near you
https://xhamster.com/user/Flowerpower80

IamAnonyMoose Host 8 years ago

to netersel : We be AnonyMoooooooose!

We would comment on more of your offerings!

Would you consider opening your galleries to regsitered users?!

Thank you for the comment on our humble page, out favorites are worthy!

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netersel 8 years ago

Very nice page,i enjoyed it!

Thank you for your comments! I'd love to see my pictures in your gallery so you can share me with all your friends

Katie

fiddler66 9 years ago

I like your funny galleries. So many good quotes and photos.

Thank You for visiting and your comments

Naughty_Accountant 9 years ago

You are AnonyMoose! You will experience severely twitching ball sack and resulting decoration of your computer screens!

Have fun visiting my page.

DirkStruan 9 years ago

Thnx for the comments & your tangential sense of humour - refreshing & sorely needed in these trying times. It's hard to parody or satirize anything when all is surreal. Semper Fi, Moose.