hypermatum

Male and female couple, Heterosexual
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Allentown Pennsylvania United States
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hypermatum Host 9 days ago
@ bhabhifuckghaziabad: "oh god, you are pulling this too much, No option left but to report and block you. Good Luck."
"oh god, you are pulling this too much"
Actually, no, I'm not "pulling this too much". Remind yourself of who had begun this shit storm in the first place. Was it the HETEROSEXUAL couple who peacefully and quietly minded their own business and had a profile posted OR was it the BISEXUAL guy who had needlessly initiated irrelevant HOMOSEXUAL comments on our HETEROSEXUAL profile wall and got all knds or rude when people like us all call you out for your stupidity, laziness or ignorance in not reading, comprehending or respecting publicly accessible profile information??
"No option left but to report and block you."

Incorrect! You had plenty of "options" and choices to be a decent and respectful human being. You CHOSE to override that "option" and remain on a steadfast course of stupidity, ignorance and rudeness. Nobody here MADE you CHOOSE that "option". You chose thot poor route when you had just as much "option" to apologize to us, to show respect to us, to act like a civilized human being and to seek forgiveness. You've made no effort to do such. Instead, you want to play the blame game, have a massive ego and act like a buffoon to thousands of your online peers.
Congrats on "reporting" and "blocking" me! Let's celebrate your rudeness and ignorance even more! And what does that really prove in the end to everyone? That when you get cornered in your own circumstantial stupidity and poor choices, you tuck your tail, run off like a coward, can't solve simple issues and make a spectacle out of yourself.

Good luck "reporting" us. While based solely upon the proof of the timeline of events, which side are they going to choose, yours or ours? Again, you expect moderation to support you or fix behavior issues that stem from you. Guys like you are the problem on these sites! Just how many "thumbs-up's" have you received on any of your posted comments on my wall, versus my comments? That says it all!
Oh, one more thing...

By "blocking me", it means that I'm unable to directly reply to your latest comment. Don't think that because of that you're exempt from receiving feedback to it, or that you somehow got the last word in or that you can weasel out of it. Nope! That's the point of this reply. What it means is that you've just destroyed your online rep once this goes around to everyone I know! I'm sick of assholes like you!
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oh god, you are pulling this too much, No option left but to report and block you. Good Luck.
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hypermatum Host 11 days ago
You're still clueless, I see.
You say... "we could have involve in lot more fun activities..."
Key words: "could have".

If you actually conducted yourself with decency, manners and something substantial to the basis of HETEROSEXUAL, then the possibilities and potential surely might have been there, depending on topic(s), compatibility, common interests, behavior, interaction and the like.
The reason that "could have" DID NOT happen, was due solely on your irrelevant stupidity and needless HOMOSEXUAL comments that clarly clash with the contents of my profile. The reason of your failure was exclusive to your stupidity, laziness, ignorance and rude conduct.

Hint: Reading and comprehension skills help a lot in life, as does effort, time and manners.
You say: "we could have involve in lot more fun activities like sexting or involving in a threesome rather than fighting here, but you choose to talk non sense"
First of all, what gives you the impression that I involve myself in "sexting" or "threesomes" in the first place?? Assumptions are a terrible outlook! Ignorance is just as bad!

Let's showcase your stupidity here for a second. First, the "threesome" (ignorance/laziness) part of it all:

1 .) My profile specifically tells you (quote): "We don't meet people in person.". This means that your idea of anything "threesome" related is moot and irrelevant!

2 .) Your own profile tells me that you are located in fucking "Ghaziabad, India", which is literally thousands of miles away from me, half way around the globe and across land and sea. Do you honestly think that IF we (a couple in PA, USA) were ever in the market for a "threesome" (we're not), that we'd begin our search on xHamster or from someone living thousands of miles away in freaking India?????? Duh! Or would it seem more logical that we'd start by seeking locals within about a 20 mile radius from us?? SMH!
Next, let's address the "sexting" part of your comment: There's literally nothing on our profile which should give you some idea that we "sext". Plain and simple. You just draw fictional assumptions.
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hypermatum Host 11 days ago
Next, let's address the "fighting" and "nonsense" part of your comment:

You might want to reevaluate the history and see who had begun the shit storm. Is it the HETEROSEXUAL couple who sits here with a profile minding our own business...or is it the bisexual buffoon who writes HOMOSEXUAL comments on our wall for no valid reason? You want to talk about "nonsense"??? There is no better example of "nonsense" as what I have just explained about you! Consequently, because of YOUR initiated "nonsense", the shit storm of fighting that you supposedly now dislike is sustained directly sourced from your very own stupidity and poor actions. Had you never wrote stupid, needless and irrelevant comments that do not pertain to us, none of this would have occurred. And you're too stupid to even realize your own failure.
You say... "you can choose to delete first comment..."
I don't and won't delete any comments. Why would I delete the very proof of which incriminates your behavior publicly to your peers across this platform and community of the very same people you're trying to talk to, impress or get together with?? Duh! Your very own poor behavior in writing is the very thing that works in my favor as testimony to your failed fate. We just read comments/blogs and follow the peanut trails and know exactly who to avoid. You make it just that much easier and do the hard work for us. Again, too stupid to realize your own destiny.
You say... "you choose to insult, talk shit and ruin your mood and mine as well."
Says the guy who closes comment by telling me "Fuck off old titties". Insult comes your way from your shitty behavior and shitty choices! I didn't ruin moods, YOU ruined moods for everyone!! I'm supposed to be turned on and in a good mood as a HETEROSEXUAL couple when some jackass BISEXUAL male is writing HOMOSEXUAL comments on my public wall?????? You've ruined your own fucking mood and you took my mood away with your own stupidity! Get a clue!
You say... "I still wish you good luck, may you find whatever you are looking for here."
Funny you want to come off real polite the very second before you decide to further burn your bridges. For what it's worth, thanks, but who says we're "looking" for anyone or anything to begin with?? What exactly is "luck"? We never said we sought anyone or anything, therefore, what are we wishing "luck" upon? Our profile starts in plain English by simply saying (quote): "Here for the online amusement.". It also says in the personal info section (quote): "Seeking: Nobody".
You say... "Fuck off old titties."
Ironic that in the same message you find interest in me for "sexting" or for a "threesome", but yet you now make rude insults (more hypocrisy and irony) of "old titties". How typical! No wonder there are no real women left around here or any that will talk or meet you men. SMH!
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hypermatum Host 11 days ago
Thanks! I applaud you for the wamia input that I saw you had linked up on blog to bhabhifuckghaziabad. Much appreciated!
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Motsotj 11 days ago
Spot on accurate!
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hypermatum Host 12 days ago
Very ironic that you don't practice what you even preach!
You say... "this site is for fun"
Yes, this site is for fun (entertainment). It serves the purpose of enjoyment value! That means that when I take my time to write out a profile that describes me/us as "HETEROSEXUAL", then you are making things an annoyance to me/us (hence, a NON-FUN; NON-ENJOYABLE) experience to me/us when writing to us for needless and irrelevant HOMOSEXUAL comments.
You say... "lets not ruin other people fun here"
After you go ahead and write stupid and irrelevant comments on my wall, which directly take away from the fun and enjoyment of me/us on here. Again, you don't practice what you preach and you're too stupid to see what a hypocrite you are.
You say... "I guess you are only seeing indian profiles these days"
Not ONLY. I am just routinely seeing an influx of more and more Indians and a pattern of stupidity that follows. I'm not the only woman who is saying this and there are plenty of sources that all say the same thing. Your 193 day existence on here is nothing to my 4,569 days here, so I have plenty of knowledge of what this site used to be and what it now is. Just because you're Indian, don't take offense to statistics.
You say... "you have a option, go block them, go block me."
You have a lot to learn about me, this site or about respect for humans beings in general. Hint: Blocking people is considered massively rude in this community, just in the same way that using all caps is considered SHOUTING RUDELY AT SOMEONE. If you actually are trying to race to a negative testimony online, then blocking or caps is a sure way to land you there. I don't block anyone. I'm a kind human being with manners and I'm well aware of consequences of being a nitwit online.
You say: "I REPEAT>>LETS NOT RUIN OTHER PEOPLES FUN HERE."
And I repeat... stop calling the kettle black! You're a hypocrite! Let's not turn the tables on me. Had you actually read and respected my HETEROSEXUAL profile, you'd already know I have zero interest in homosexual men discussing homosexual content, therefore, there's zero need to write homosexual comments on my HETEROSEXUAL wall in the first place, which in turn, you have ruined MY fun and entertainment value on here in dealing with an idiot like yourself.  
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hypermatum Host 21 days ago
You shouldn't assume things. Actually, I do understand the bisexual lifestyle very well and have been in that scene throughout my early adulthood for many years.
Why is a BISEXUAL man contactng a HETEROSEXUAL couple? Make sense, will ya!

Your current comment has nothing at all to do with the bisexual scene, as we are not a part of it in any way. Maybe you're missing the point altogether. Your original "Checkout my ass folks" was written to us for what valid point??? None! As per our profile details, it explains we are a HETEROSEXUAL couple, therefore, there's no need to be writing BISEXUAL material on our wall from what you gather. "Checkout my ass folks" has nothing to do with us, our 'interests and fetishes' or our wants or likes. I stand firm to my original comment that this site is being plagued and overrun with an abundance of 1mmature and idiotic Indian goofballs anymore.
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hypermatum Host 4 months ago
Well thank you!  That was very kind of you to say!  I'm delighted to know that you've enjoyed our content so much. :smile:  
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1995l 4 months ago
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